Things we learned from movies...list yours

[Carbon]

you can outrun explosions.

Love is 3x more romantic and fun when you are both crazy.

The dude that eveyone thinks is dead is actually alive and is the antagonist.

In the future Artificaly Intelegent machines dont understand the concecpt of thermo dynamics, thus use humans as a power source.

1/2" thick wooden tables stops bullets.

Guns are really inexpensive and you throw them away when you run out of bullets.

its ok to drive your car without paying attention to the road.

[Warwitch]

I learned that nice girls like scoundrels from Han Solo

[Head knight of Ni]

Keanu Reeves sucks
Nicholas Cage sucks
Val Kilmer sucks
Tom Cruise Sucks

Sean Connery is God
Clint Eastwood is Zeus
Jack Nicholson is Odin

Don't say Jehova. Ever. I mean it.

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

[Dark Side]

There are vampire raves.

As long as you were a tux you are a badmofo.

Cars that shoot rockets are street legal.

There is an entire world full of mythical creatures that are invisible to all but a select few who have inherited some sort of guardianship role from their soon dead mentor.

[Eagle]

that good guys can shrug off a bullet wound

[Lenny]

The only things any man will ever really understand about women are:
1.) Some of them have boobs
and
2.) Most of them have vaginas.

[MoeMag]

Don't say Jehova. Ever. I mean it.

He said the name of the lord god! STONE HIM!


besides that...
Bullets spark thus can make a normal car explode in a giant fireball.

[Carbon]

There are vampire raves.

LOL

[StygShore]

movies

2 pistols fired while rolling on the ground are accurate enough to wipe out all your enemies ( Willis, Gibson, Smith, Van Dame, Segal, and many others )

Most pistols hold approximately 30 shots, and you always run out when you need 1 more bullet.

Being shot with a shotgun will send you flying at least 10 feet backwards, and wont alwasy kill you.

look here for quite an extensive and sometimes funny list as well...

http://www.geocities.com/area51newmexico/page5.html

and last but not least -

Nobody Touches the Priest.... Several E-cookies if you can identify th emovie that line came from...

Styg

[bleachit]

you never ever have to worry about a bomb exploding. It will always be diffused at the last second, or in James Bond's case, the last 007 second.

[Warwitch]

I learned that Arnold will be back

Keanu Reeves sucks
Nicholas Cage sucks
Val Kilmer sucks
Tom Cruise Sucks

You forgot John Travolta!

[Carbon]

http://www.geocities.com/area51newmexico/page5.html

Styg

NICE!

[etjoyride]

Nobody Touches the Priest.... Several E-cookies if you can identify th emovie that line came from...

Styg

what comes to mind is owen wilson in shanghai noon running across the abbey and shooting the dirty sheriff with only one bullet- he was wearing priest robes...

[StygShore]

what comes to mind is owen wilson in shanghai noon running across the abbey and shooting the dirty sheriff with only one bullet- he was wearing priest robes...

No siiir....


I'll give you a hint, its said with a heavy irish accent


Styg

[Niox]

The meaning of life is 42. It is possible to have too much wensleydale. Never forget crackers when on a picnic trip to the moon. To be really cool answer the phone with "Bonjour". Sean Connery shtill kicksh sherioush assh. Green ogres are most joyous. And finally you can carry on fighting! Even when you have no arms and legs!