Things we learned from movies...list yours

[Dark Side]

If Salma Hayek lets you drink alcohol from her toes as she pours it down her thigh while doing a sexy dance on the bar, you ain't got long to live, buddy.

But by that point, who cares?

[Kloki1971]

Every keystroke on a computer results in tiny beeps.

Cars can squeal their tires on any surface (Dirt, Mud, Ice...)

Every night has a full moon.

If you are in a raft on the ocean, somehow you always remain dry.

No one EVER gets seasick.

[MagMan5446]

what a milf was.

[Pneumagger]

what a milf was.

That a cherry pie is a good substitude for american pie.

Off topic: If cake was truely better than pie it would be called american cake - but it's not.

[warpig13]

Learned that Superman could only have sex with Louis with a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.

Cookie stand is NOT part of the food court.

It's called inter-species erotica.

But, What's a Neubian?

[olinar]

children should learn to fear and respect the escalator.

there is always enough time to pull someone out of a car that is about to blow up.

[Pneumagger]

Guns don't give people power... the power is in the bullets.

[Lee]

diehard is the best christmas movie ever.

^yup



going barefoot on carpet and making fists w/ your toes cures jet lag.

[Pzippy]

I learned that $1000000000 in ransom will fit easily into one suitcase.

[robnix]

I learned that it truly is possible to get a parking place right in front of the hotel/restaraunt/club/apartment in the downtown area of any major city in the country at any time of the day or night.

[Nick E]

If Salma Hayek lets you drink alcohol from her toes as she pours it down her thigh while doing a sexy dance on the bar, you ain't got long to live, buddy.

Vampires live in strip joints. You've been warned.

[Badmovies.org]

"Things I Learned From This Movie" is actually one of the sections I write for every review I do. I don't go around spamming about my site, but I love and review b-movies.

A couple of favorites:

If it looks like a man-eating plant, then it probably is a man-eating plant.
Fruit bats are, strangely enough, carnivorous.
Sweat-soaked shirts burn easily and make excellent torches.
Dinosaur is Latin for "stuff glued on lizard."
Flare guns and fire extinguishers are the most powerful weapons known to man.