What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

**Crimson_Turkey** · 05-08-2003, 10:36 PM

This guy with a realy souped up E-mag I know once had this conversation:

Angel: What's that?
E-mag: It's and E-mag with a warp left body, redone ano job, intellifeed, 10" ultralight boomstick, flatline tank, warp feed and home machined drop? Yours?
Angel: uhhhh.. it's an LED, it's blue, and I have a crossfire tank on it.

and

"Dude, your cocker is missing the back block!"

**Cryer** · 05-08-2003, 11:02 PM

This dude at my local field had never had anything better to do than bash on me & my precious Tippmann 98. Once I sold it for my mag, of course he couldn't help falling into that one...

He started talking crap (blender, brick, etc.), but by the end of the day (and ever since) the only thing he says to me is "You can be on my team if you want."

/me thinks: Can I now...?

I'm glad I meet your approval

Loser

Everyone else at the field (especially since I got my ULE) has showered me with compliments.
It's awesome because I'm the only one there that actually uses a mag (and damn well, might I add

)

**ddan_p** · 05-08-2003, 11:03 PM

I never really get bashes on mine. The one day when it wasn't working, i still got compliments. The ones i've gotten(from a 3man, all of us toting emags).

Some guy to me,"They don't allow full auto here" (I saw this guy at a later tourny, said his was being shipped to his house as we spoke)

One of the refs to another,"Wow, did you see those mags going?"

And actually, we got various comments about how awesome they looked, no ugly ones. It was a sad day though, me and my not setting up the warp right, I was feeding miserably.

**bryceeden** · 05-09-2003, 08:57 AM

My worst one is a team with cockers telling me "We are going to kick your ***, get a real gun. Everyone knows mags are too hard to take care of so it will just break down anyway." They then had a ref tell me to turn my marker off full auto(Why do so many people think mag users must be on full auto) I shot 4 of them that round(it was a 5 man tourny)

**xadamx** · 05-09-2003, 12:30 PM

i think its funny that people always complain about how hard the mag pull is but everybody tends to think taht mag users are shooting on full auto all the time...

**WARPED1** · 05-09-2003, 01:52 PM

"Mags are great.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

**Alfredo** · 05-09-2003, 04:10 PM

I get this asked sometime, "How do you cock it?"

**Joe AKA C&c xtrem X mag** · 05-09-2003, 05:38 PM

best one was when i was up at A tourny in Indiana and we using my lvl 10 intilli mag and the ref kept saying "this is the last time im telling ya turn ur gun off full auto" that was good and later that month at diehards tourny some dude with an IR3 said "dude u have a SFL emag those things suck get a real gun like an Angel" but in the finals me and my SFL ended up put about 7 balls on his back

**plmcmahon** · 05-09-2003, 05:47 PM

LOL, WARPED1, I was just listening to some Triumph clips and was going to post that.

You should've added...

"I kieed, I kieed!"

**Johnny_Reb** · 05-09-2003, 06:43 PM

Hehe I guess im lucky, mags are often held above angels at my field. Almost all the Refs have owned one at one time and loved it. The owner hates cockers

and loves mags.

Me and my two friends(Demobilized and auotmagking182) have caused at least three ppl to buy mags and we are constantly getting compliments on how well they preform. One time when Load_SM5 played there he was followed by ppl drooling over his SFL Emag.

By the way obsolete I can see why your upset about being called a candian, I know I would, but how does owning a mag make somone call you one?

**Jason Stearns** · 05-09-2003, 07:47 PM

"Dude wtf is that, a golden gun, god that has to be a pos cause it only looks good" 4 games later........"Dude it is a golden gun, i get out before i even hear or see you..."

Bring it up for the Golden Micro Emags :-D
(its anoed not 24k)

**Derman2k** · 05-10-2003, 09:49 AM

Hahah...its what the pros use

(8:06:37 AM): dont get the e mag it is a waist of money get the gz intimidator sam amount of money it is what the pros use
(8:06:59 AM): it can fire alot faster and dosnt have features that you dont need

I removed his name...

**Gunga** · 05-10-2003, 10:12 AM

Got this one off of Paintball.com in the 'ULE Press Release' comments.

"Cool, i have never really liked mags, mostly a cocker guy, but these bodies will hopefully make the 'Mag more of a target for me. Most mags look like PaperTowl holders with a grip-frame."

Never quite thought of a Mag as a paper towel holder.

**TheJester** · 05-10-2003, 11:17 AM

it was my 1st day out w/ my lvl 10, so it wasn't performing quiet up to par cause i had the wrong spring in. but when i turned up the veltocity it started to vent out the back after a min or 2, and the kid goes: "oh oh, what's what i hear, you're fancy mag is leaking" me: "yea, that's my fault, but the gun is smarter than i am, it's so i don't leave a big bloody welt on you cause i'm shooting hit"

**WARPED1** · 05-10-2003, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by TheJester
it was my 1st day out w/ my lvl 10, so it wasn't performing quiet up to par cause i had the wrong spring in. but when i turned up the veltocity it started to vent out the back after a min or 2, and the kid goes: "oh oh, what's what i hear, you're fancy mag is leaking" me: "yea, that's my fault, but the gun is smarter than i am, it's so i don't leave a big bloody welt on you cause i'm shooting hit"

Take typing lessons man!