Best Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Field

[Oxygen]

1.)Sell used paintball of the ground right infront of the owner.
2.)Shoot Refs and say you are getting ready.
3.)Upgrade a rental gun
4.)Go Out with the owners daughter
5.)Call the owner pa.

Lol anymore?

[heftylefty]

saying the f-word two times in front of the owner. it happened to this kid at my field after he bunkered a newbie.

[Brian68mag]

1. Start the game as an anchor, when everyone is in position run down the tape and bunker everyone on there team even if you get shot 50+ times and are dripping in paint. If they give you a warning the first time do it again. Preferrably on the opposite side of the field to make it interesting.

50 point bonus if you bunker your own team aswell as the refs!!!!!!11

2. Bring a small air compressor and fill peoples tanks for 1/2 the price they are, i doubt they would take kindly to that. Bring rec paint as well and sell it for 30-40 a case. (NOTE: only recommended when its FPO and its selling for over 60 a case.)

3. Go behind the sales desk and announce everything is 80% off for the next 20 minutes and start making sales.

4. Snapshot the refs when they are looking the other way, and get back down before they turn, continue the process until your kicked out.

5. Call paintcheck on people and run up and bunker them and the ref, mainly the ref.

6. Drive your car all the way to the door of the shop, or even into the staging area. Only if it would be a extremely rediculous thing to do and there is a designated parking lot close. Complain about the long walk when asked wtf?

7. When in the dead box, preferrably alone, shoot players out, or the ref when he is paint checking people and not looking.
8. Bring a 2 liter bottle of something like syrup and "spill" it all over peoples equipment, if your daring spill it in the proshop over the jerseys for sale.

Although i have never done any of these i could imagine how funny it would be to witness. Until they banned them for life. I also dont advise people to do these lol.

[B00bzor]

omg i dont have any but i must say that was really damn funny

[Mook564]

Brian68mag
I dont know where you came up with all of that stuff, but I fell off my chair in laughter. That was some good stuff.

[raehl]

Eh?

When I date the field owner's daughter I usually get free paint - you must be doing something wrong.

- Chris

[Jazzman]

1. Play naked, except for your mask. Hey, safety first.

2. Grab a ref and use him as a shield, like in "Dead to Rights"

3. Train your dog to bunker opponents, like in "Dead to Rights".

Scenario Games/Big Games:

1. Set snares and pit traps all over the field. Inform the refs.

2. Attach a bayonet to the end of your barrel.

3. Parachute onto the field.

[breg]

trying to explain to the owner that barrel condoms are kind of redundant while your marker is fully dissambeled while you are trying to clean out a nasty break.
(p.s. This happened in the staging area.)
and btw: I had the barrel unscrewed.........

[Gambit1106]

Don't forget to lite up a ref and when he asks if you saw his red shirt tell him you are color blind.

[hitech]

Bunker the owner with 20bps fullauto. Works every time.

[BTAutoMag]

bring a shotgun onto the feild like youre going to play

[alkafluence]

Re: Eh?

Originally posted by raehl
When I date the field owner's daughter I usually get free paint - you must be doing something wrong.

- Chris

From another WI'err, what field is this?

J/K

[ProjectMag]

Here's a good one that we should all remember

Have a member of your own team hide in the woods and shoot out the opposing team.

[raehl]

Re: Re: Eh?

Originally posted by alkafluence


From another WI'err, what field is this?

J/K

It's Hypothetical Field.

Actually, all the field owners I know who have kids have sons, so the joke doesn't really work in practice.

- Chris

[WARPED1]

3. Go behind the sales desk and announce everything is 80% off for the next 20 minutes and start making sales.

ROTFLMFAO