Best Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Field

[WARPED1]

Climb trees to be a "sniper" in wood games.

[walker2287]

Climb trees to be a "sniper" in wood games.

the best would be to tell newbs toi climb trees and then get them do try to dodge paintballs,

use a morter launcher when bunkering people (refs too)

drive ur car onto the field and shoot everybody from the windows, after the game tell the refs its a paintball tank

bring a paint sprayer

test ur gun in the pro shop.

teach noobs to do the dead mans walk, and have them all do it the same game at the same time

wear a refs jersey

sell coupons for unlimited paint for five buxs

[warped maggit]

-piss in a bag of paint and sell it to a newb.

-piss in a bunker until there is a little pool in it then leave and call for a newb to move up to that bunker. (tell him to dive in)

[WARPED1]

Refer to all your equipment with sexual innuendos, use a sly voice too.

[warped maggit]

Play in a lepard skin thong like steve-o off jackass

[Oxygen]

in serino games take a tank and play grand theft auto.lol

sue the owner for brusues yoy get

Tell newbies that a talon is the best marker in the world

[CockersRule]

Re: Re: Re: Eh?

Originally posted by raehl


It's Hypothetical Field.

Actually, all the field owners I know who have kids have sons, so the joke doesn't really work in practice.

- Chris

I dated the owner's daughter of the field I play at. The owner hooked me up with everything, paint, air, entrance, etc. He acctually walked in on us ______(fill in the blank I'm sure you can figure it out) he still likes me and I've been playing for free for 3 years now.

[WARPED1]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Eh?

Originally posted by CockersRule


I dated the owner's daughter of the field I play at. The owner hooked me up with everything, paint, air, entrance, etc. He acctually walked in on us ______(fill in the blank I'm sure you can figure it out) he still likes me and I've been playing for free for 3 years now.

Maybe he wants a piece of your sweet _____(fill in the blank.)

[xadamx]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Eh?

Originally posted by WARPED1
Maybe he wants a piece of your sweet _____(fill in the blank.)

hahahahhahahahahhaha that was too good

[Carpecerevisi]

Re: back on target

Originally posted by ezrunner
Dig a foxhole on the field.....the airball field.

Crawl under a big airball dorito and hide till the next game starts.

OK, another round of cleaning Code Red off my keyboard and moniter... Thanx man!

[P8ntballerAK]

Get a big chicken suit (or as a teletubbie), and tackle the refs everytime a paintcheck is called... on either team. (if your a teletubbie say "uh oh" very time you tackle him)


Put duct tape around your drop frward so it looks like you taped your tank on.


Tell all the newbis in the dead box that they can still shoot but they won't get hit (actually works)


tell newbies that you need to check your gun (because the crono is broken) and have them stand out in the field and ask them if it hurts.


Tell newbies that they are supposed to shoot the ref when they hear the word "paintcheck", so the ref can check thier paint.


When the ref yels "321 10 seconds" start shooting the other team.


when someone sets ther gear down to rest, rent it off to a newbie.


show up wearing a motorcycle helmet, a flack jacket, combat boots, and a pink spandex jumpsuit.


Sing the teletubbies theme song really loud when your reloading.


Yell "paintcheck" every time you here a ball hit a bunker.


When people are in a game, start filling your hopper and pods with their paint.


Bring a kegto the field, and start handing glasses of "applejuice" to minors.

[P8ntballerAK]

Bring an attack dog and have it drag people out of the bunkers so you can tag them LMAO


Shoot everones mask before the game starts. shoot teir equipment too.

(one of my friends named david did this) Ask the ref if you can pee in his butt. You have to do it liek you mean it.


Bring a farm animal to te field and start making love to it on the 50.


Ask th owner if youcan peddle drug on his field (might spend a few days n jail)

every time the owner talks to a female, ak him why he is always soliciting prostitution. (liabel to get slapped)

superman int every bunker, and the deadbox.

[islandboi]

if u happen to have a genade that works right at the break of the game just throw it with all your team mates around you my friend did it it was hilarious

[SuiciDal Sn Y p ER]

wow...you resurrected a year old thread just to say that?

[ProX9]

1. Buy a paint grenade and when the ref ask you to chrono in throw it at him and ask if your under 300 fps.
2. Sell drugs to players on the field during games, trade drugs for free wipes from the refs in front of the owner.
3. Rent a barrel condom and shoot it full of white fill paint and say "I filled this one and would like another".
4.Start your own game in the parking lot "SupCar".
5. Ask a ref if you can use his squeegie and then throw it at the other team.
6. Get a handheld chrono like refs have and start impersonating a ref. Good things to do would be calling people out, randomly chronoing people and saying they are shooting 360 fps and have to sit out for 2 games and then after 2 games say they are shooting 1 fps over the limit and making them sit another 2.

I bet those things would be pretty likely to get you kicked out of a field and possibly have legal action brought against you.

Edit: i didnt know this was a year old and i never even saw the last post about peddling drugs i just thought it would be a good way to get kicked out and accidently copied the last person.