Best Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Field

[islandboi]

woah didnt even notice this was an old thread I was looking up something and then i left the comp came back forgot i left it on the search saw this thought it was in the open forum damn short term memory

[Barfly]

I am glad is was resurected, funny as hell.

[chris99506]

i got kicked off for bringing a pocket knife with me on the field and every time i got behind a net bunker i cut a small hole just big enough for my barrel to fit through so i could shoot them but they couldnt shoot me unless they could hit the front of my barrel

[ramenjames]

go dressed in full knight gear...all armour and a sword
tape paintballs to your knite sword and run around whaking people with it

(something my friend suggested earlyer today) tape paint to everyone at the field and throw rocks at them so the paintwould break

bring a blowgun

everytime you bunk someone do a provocative dance (strip tease)

where random destracting articals of cloathing.....such as a monkey suit a ninja suit ..or nothing but a mask

bring scuba gear and tell them its so you can hide in the stream (if your feild has a stream)


all of those were lame

[Enigma4you]

1 bring suba tanks and sell fill out of it cheaper than the field (saw it happen)

2 do the rental gun toss so you can be like the pros

3 shoot the guy behind the counter while tying to expain to him why your rental gun.
4 bring a picknick lunch onto the field and try to eat while playing (saw that one)
5 tell the newbies that when they get hit they have to yell game over real loud
6run head on into an airball buker, kncking the guy on the other side to the ground, run around and shoot him put your foot on his chest and do the tarzan yell! (Did that one myself) will get you kicked off the field for a week after every one stops laughing
Unplug the sup air field right before the game starts

[dj89]

Originally posted by Enigma4you
1 bring suba tanks and sell fill out of it cheaper than the field (saw it happen)

it all most heppen to me i broght my sucba and was filling off it than the owner walks out and tells me you need to buy the air from the filed so i say ok i give him my tank he gose to his tank and (i had 1000 in my tank) he gave it back with about 400-500 left in it so he gives me back my money back and i fill off my sucba for the rest of the day

[member#10,261]

Originally posted by BTAutoMag
start painting shwasticas (sp? the hitler sign) on the side of your mask/marker everytime you tag someone out.

I already do this

[Athius]

Whenever the owner is refing and get u out of the game punch him.

This might get u kicked out of the field and maybe get your *** kicked.

[Eagle]

Bring a real gun to the field.

And I have upgraded a rental before.

[Prezents]

O man

Walk to the other side of the field and Pee on the start station!!!
Then tell the ref that it's a Sweet spot

[funkmunky56]

Member10261... I hope you're jokin'. Otherwise I'ma call UPS and tell 'em to recall my shipment. --Dave

[polorboy]

If anyone here has ever played at Dragons Den in Poughkeepsie NY they may know about this. When I first got into paintball I went to play at one of their feilds (it was a quary). There was a guy there from a competing store giving away free air and paint to anyone who needed it. He got banned from playing with them pretty much ever again. That was kind of interesting to see.

[dj89]

you get any of that paint or air?