Best Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Field

[Barfly]

Throw a paint grenade into the field owners car.

Glue pics of naked chicks onto your hopper and gun and a have a little sign that says "your mom" under it.

spike your velocity and then lay to waste a ref and tell him you thought he was doing a dead man walking.

tell newblets to shoot the ref if they want them to do a paintcheck on their oponent.

shoot random objects out of your gun during speedball, grapes, rocks, marbles, and whatever bugs you can find.

trick newbs into thinking you have LX and get them to stick their finger in there or tongue if you are a real piece of work.

[CaptaiN_JacK]

i realise this thread is old but....

name your team "Off in the Bathroom" during a tournament if you expect your team to lose....

Ex: Dynasty beat Off in the Bathroom

[punkncat]

Wow this is an old thread, but seems to have been worth digging back up.Really funny stuff.

This guy at the field had a regular habit of cussing out little kids.A bit of paint would start flying and he got all wound up.Literally get up in some kids face yelling at him like he was an umpire.
We kicked him out one day and he was gone for like a year.
He came back and the first thing I said to another ref who was watching his game was to "keep an eye on that guy , he likes to get a little rowdy".He laughed and the other ref laughed, and I was like ," no I am serious this dude is trouble".
It wasn't 30mins later he is back up at the trailer cussing some kids a ref and the owner.He is threatening that "this would be the last time he would play here",blah blah....
A group of regulars standing nearby look over and tell the guy that it "would be hard for him to find anywhere else to play seeings how he is banned at every other local field".
Thinking this was the perfect ending , this guy got a lifetime ban at our field too.
About a week later his gear was up for sale in a local shop.

[Lohman446]

I always thought it was fun to look at your team in the middle of a tournament, right before a crucial game and tell them your going to play a sniper and take a back stand up. Proceed to pull out your phantom (or other pump) and smile.

Or.. get a Sniper 2 or pump mag kit - put all the externals on, but none of the internals, pump a few rounds in a pump tournie, then pull off your gravity fed hopper and pull out the HALO.

[Digits]

Originally posted by gtrsi

6. before taking a group of newbies into the field tell them that there is a 5 dollar deposit if they hit any bunkers with thier paint


jb

AHAHA OMG.. LOL TOO FUNNY.. HAHAHAHAHA

[tony3]

-Tell the newbies at your field to never bring back year old threads on AO

[Jackel411]

This is all very true and for you long islanders.. you may know the fields

1) Threaten to punch a little kid in the throat after getting bonus balled about 30 times... Way to go Trench Coat ( my mid player )

2) Dump a full halo on a " Player " after he didnt get of the field.. reload dump more.. only to relize its a ref too dumb to wear orange or anything other than a black shirt..... Way to go uber dark field!

3) Shoot Ultra evil and have it stain everything including the astro turf... damn tempermental E-a5

4) Toss your brand new Ir3 fly ( year ago ) and your freshly filled 68 45 AA tank like a shot putt at your gear bag after chopping half of your hopper thanks to WDP's crappy anti chop system

5) Quit as field gun tech/nitro fill guru at Cousins paintball ( wait... Im calling this sheep out! ) and go work for their compeditor

6) Four words... " Shoot the Camera Men "

7) Launch a 12 gram out of your lever changer and subsiquently bean the ref behind you in the balls with it..

AND THE BEST ONE YET IN THE WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF A FIELD FOR REAL!

8) #1 Form super team... #2 super team wins lots of games and kicks butt... #3 super team picks up Gen E as sponsor gets matrixes..... #4 teams air tech and back player has to spend more time fixing stupid matrixes than playing looses cool... #5 airtech bashes his matrix into rock numerous times and backs over it with car and throws in into lake and leaves it there... Infront of the owner of the field and Gen E..... #6 airtech gets in car goes away FAST!

[chizle97]

I can belive no one hit on this one

!!!#1 BURN THE FIELD/SHOP DOWN!!!!!!!!! j/k


#2 Take the owners gun and try to sell it back to him after he saw you take it.

#3 Stand on the 50 and start a shakespearean sililoquie(sp?) and when someone shoots you whip out the fencing sword and yell "I shall vest ye thou tibalt" and charge with no mercy.

[barberjohn]

bring your own paint to the field even though there is a large sign at the front of the driveway to the field saying "FIELD PAINT ONLY"! and then complain when the owner tells you to leave.

[SyntaxError]

Be me cuz I always manage to start controversy! I don't try to do it it just happens!!

[kdub]

lol. only on ao. i think i might try a couple of these...

[arsonpaintball06]

Originally posted by Benfica4ever
Play with a blade pump, lol thy would probably kick you out for pure stupididty,

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believe it or not sum1 used a blade at my field.......he had a gilley suit (spelling) and he hid in the woods......he tried shooting at me and my friends but the thing was so loud and inaccurate we jus opened up on the woods where the ball came from......needless 2 say he was covered in paint by the time we were done shooting.......thats wat u get for using a talon tho haha

[canibus]

Originally posted by heftylefty
saying the f-word two times in front of the owner. it happened to this kid at my field after he bunkered a newbie.

ive sed in front of thw owner i was paint checkin a kid that was left against 1 other kid and the other kid lit me up! i spun around and said if you shoot me one more !@#$'in time ill kick you the !@#$ out! lol i wasnt happy lol. needless to say the owner said nothing prolly cause the kid hit me like 8 times and he figured he deserved it lol.

[dj89]

OOOOO I KNOW :

find the sweet spot on your emag and shot the same person 3 times than tell him/her that it was not full auto it was a mag




P.S. he had a i-framed rat impy["the best gun at the filed"] ya right o well i got kick out for a week

but it did not matter becouse he went out of bissnes that week

[smurfpballer]

hey all of these are really funny but i think the bayonet thing would just be really funny( hey if you duck tape a piece of a broom to the bottom of your gun and bunker someone, you could poke them a lot after you shoot them)