Best Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Field

[puckmaster]

Take some papertowels and rip a piece off of them. Then you need to dip that piece in rubbing alcohol(or water) then roll the papertowel up to the size and shape of a paintball. Then go arount shooting people in the back or chest. Those things can hurt!

[WARPED1]

Originally posted by Benfica4ever
Play with a blade pump, lol thy would probably kick you out for pure stupididty,

No, a TALON!

[50 cal]

Bunker a ref! If he even starts to stand near one, bunker him....don't forget the bonus balls or the high fives afterwards.

Actually shot a ref on the jelly roll at Ft. Campbell once cause he was a major jerk to some of the noobs at Craig Village. It was hilarious. Watching him come unglued at every one in ear shot was priceless.

[845]

I dont like this thread so I am putting the cereal kid up as punishment

[Warewolf50]

I bought a blade just to mess around with it and my friend who owns a matrix, wanted to play with it the last game of a day at the local field and about 5 mins into the game he screwed in one of those co2 cartridiges and the entire back side of the gun blew up.

[Smegma]

Originally posted by 845
I dont like this thread so I am putting the cereal kid up as punishment

i set that as my computer backround, its insane!! Like 25 of 'em eating cereal

[Blazestorm]

Soooo wait, he screwed a 12gram into a matrix?

or a 12gram into a blade.

Either way it wouldn't blow up. The centerflag reg would reduce the pressure from the co2 and make it usage for the matrix, it would most likely freeze up but it wouldn't blow up.

[WARPED1]

I believe he meant the Blade, if the 12g was exposed to the sun all day, it might "blow up".

[Grayso]

I've seen the blades blow up. The cartridge didn't explode I wouldnt think. But sometimes it will blow off the little 12 gram adaptor and half of the gun goes with it. I've seen kids do this quite a few times.

[ezrunner]

back on target

Snag a ref shield to use during your next tape line bunker run.

Call for a paint check then as the ref leaves use him as a bunker. Continue this even if he goes out of bounds.

If you know someone is in a sup air bunker, body check the bunker to knock them down, then shoot them.

Wear golf cleats and cleat every inflateable bunker you get close to.

Dig a foxhole on the field.....the airball field.

Crawl under a big airball dorito and hide till the next game starts.

Tell the field owner he needs to rent this as a concept field: http://www.inflatablechurch.com

[Jonno06]

sneak up to a sup air bunker when somebody on the other team is hiding behind it, stab it and shoot the guy while he is wondering why his bunker is deflating.



^^That made laugh for about...10 minutes...this should become a sticky thread

[WARPED1]

Use your cell phone to call your team mates in the middle of a game.

[Automaggin2]

put an actual condom on your gun and say its a barrel condom lol

[Automaggin2]

Originally posted by WARPED1
Use your cell phone to call your team mates in the middle of a game.

hey, ive done that before lol

[50 cal]

Originally posted by Automaggin2
put an actual condom on your gun and say its a barrel condom lol

Ding ding ding! We have a winner! I laughed till I cried. Thanks