hmm i have a bunch of stories...
the very first time i went i was creeping around the fort by myself and i was so scared and stuff and all of a sudden i see this guy who had obviously played before (cocker, nitro, jersey- very intimidating to a noob) and was lucky to see he was out. he sees me and notices im def a noob the way im playing and dressed and stuff and he goes "dude my whole team is standing right out in the open there! ice em up man!" i was just like holy crap what should i do i peeked out over the wall and was aiming real careful thinking they wouldnt notice me. all of a sudden "hey! enemy on the wall!" i left that day with probably more than 30 bruises
when i had my tippmann i had the military stock and flatline and stuff and ppl would always ask me is that an m-16 paintball gun? and then the newbs would be like pick him pick him he has the rifle! (RECBALL)
couple weekends ago were playing attack and defend and the teams were def lopsided. we got their team out really quick, them all being noobs
. there was one kid left who was wearing a red bandana on his head, leather jacket and leather pants thinkin he would be the man that day and he got hit with a bounce and then all we hear was cryin and the kid yellin "help" and we got really worried and stuff. we went over to check it out, the kid had gotten hit in the knee with the bounce and it scared the crap outta him and i guess hurt him too. they checked him out inside and he was absolutely completely fine, what a whiner aye?
also my things include forgettin to turn my evo on and chopping balls and complaining, poppin my head up for way too long and gettin hit smack dab in the middle of the mask, not havin the barrel all the way in, shoes not tied etc.
the very first time i went i was creeping around the fort by myself and i was so scared and stuff and all of a sudden i see this guy who had obviously played before (cocker, nitro, jersey- very intimidating to a noob) and was lucky to see he was out. he sees me and notices im def a noob the way im playing and dressed and stuff and he goes "dude my whole team is standing right out in the open there! ice em up man!" i was just like holy crap what should i do i peeked out over the wall and was aiming real careful thinking they wouldnt notice me. all of a sudden "hey! enemy on the wall!" i left that day with probably more than 30 bruises
when i had my tippmann i had the military stock and flatline and stuff and ppl would always ask me is that an m-16 paintball gun? and then the newbs would be like pick him pick him he has the rifle! (RECBALL)
couple weekends ago were playing attack and defend and the teams were def lopsided. we got their team out really quick, them all being noobs
. there was one kid left who was wearing a red bandana on his head, leather jacket and leather pants thinkin he would be the man that day and he got hit with a bounce and then all we hear was cryin and the kid yellin "help" and we got really worried and stuff. we went over to check it out, the kid had gotten hit in the knee with the bounce and it scared the crap outta him and i guess hurt him too. they checked him out inside and he was absolutely completely fine, what a whiner aye?also my things include forgettin to turn my evo on and chopping balls and complaining, poppin my head up for way too long and gettin hit smack dab in the middle of the mask, not havin the barrel all the way in, shoes not tied etc.


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