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  • sharpshooter1286
    Registered User
    • Feb 2003
    • 1114

    #61
    hmm i have a bunch of stories...

    the very first time i went i was creeping around the fort by myself and i was so scared and stuff and all of a sudden i see this guy who had obviously played before (cocker, nitro, jersey- very intimidating to a noob) and was lucky to see he was out. he sees me and notices im def a noob the way im playing and dressed and stuff and he goes "dude my whole team is standing right out in the open there! ice em up man!" i was just like holy crap what should i do i peeked out over the wall and was aiming real careful thinking they wouldnt notice me. all of a sudden "hey! enemy on the wall!" i left that day with probably more than 30 bruises

    when i had my tippmann i had the military stock and flatline and stuff and ppl would always ask me is that an m-16 paintball gun? and then the newbs would be like pick him pick him he has the rifle! (RECBALL)

    couple weekends ago were playing attack and defend and the teams were def lopsided. we got their team out really quick, them all being noobs . there was one kid left who was wearing a red bandana on his head, leather jacket and leather pants thinkin he would be the man that day and he got hit with a bounce and then all we hear was cryin and the kid yellin "help" and we got really worried and stuff. we went over to check it out, the kid had gotten hit in the knee with the bounce and it scared the crap outta him and i guess hurt him too. they checked him out inside and he was absolutely completely fine, what a whiner aye?

    also my things include forgettin to turn my evo on and chopping balls and complaining, poppin my head up for way too long and gettin hit smack dab in the middle of the mask, not havin the barrel all the way in, shoes not tied etc.

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    • RiddalinJunkie08
      3...2...1...10 seconds...
      • May 2003
      • 322

      #62
      the first time i ever played paintball i was renting a gun from the field. i was real nervous but wanted to play. so off we go into the woods. about five minutes into the game i found myself bunker to bunker w/ a classic timmy.he shot me all up. i came out of the woods covered head to toe w/ paint. only then does my friend tell me that your supposed to call yourself out when you get hit.
      well thats my story hope you like it and it gives you a few laughs.
      also when other kids see my gun and ask what it is and i say autococker.
      i always get one of two responses:
      1. is it full auto?
      2. haha u said "cock"
      Last edited by RiddalinJunkie08; 06-02-2003, 06:56 PM.
      FreakBaller12"OMFG AO IS D3FINATLY BTER A PBN A FOR SHOWNG US HOW SMART A INT3LIEGNT PBN TRUELY IS!1!! LOL NEWB =) HAV A NIEC STAY AT AO"
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      • Zhivago

        #63
        We were playing a defend the town game at a local park. I was in this tower full of n00bs, one of them got shot out. So he tried to just walk out of the tower, of course the attacking team didn't know he was out so they kept shooting at him as he tried to get out of the tower. After getting pounded with a load of paint he just fell down the ladder and out of the tower. Bashing his Pro/Carbine against the wall as he fell. I had a good laugh, he complained for the rest of the day.


        [cough] Rob Gordon [cough] [cough]

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        • chunk_daddy
          ^works at ace hardware
          • May 2003
          • 670

          #64
          i was playing at our local feild and there was a pro there a n00b didn't close his hopper all the way and it poped open the pro goes 'look its a newbie spot' pointing at the paint on the ground!



          My wife used to complain that I played every Sunday - I did anyways.
          Now I have no wife.
          Moral: Now I can play paintball on Saturday and Sunday and afford to do it

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