Durty Dan on his site had, for a while, a section called "Durty Dan vents his spleen". I'm stealing the idea.
Over on another forum some kid asks for advice on playing woods ball. He then get berated and verbally beaten up. And why? "Only n3wbz play woods." And "If you don't play speedball you should just quit playing." It's not said in jest, I've seen it on at least three forums and the person was serious. Play speedball or don't play at all is the motto.
Now I won't go into the details, but I've been seeing this as a trend as of late. It's almost militant how protctive people get over the style of paintball they play. "we won't play anything but AIR BUNKERS!" Isn't that like saying you'll never drive on anything smaller than a 3 lane highway? Or you'll never eat anything other than nachos with your special green sauce on them?
What ever happend to well rounded players? Players who can go from one type of terrain to another without caring what it is? "Next game is where? Ok, I'm down. Lemme grab my pack." Or at least players who really didn't give an airborne concievable act with a rolling pastry where the next game is, as long as there's a next game?
And for what it's worth, why are "speedballers" so defensive when you bring up woods ball? Is there an inadequacy clause here? It certainly can't be intimidation, as we all know "woods-ballaz only use "Tippys" and "speedballaz use "E-guns". So are they feeling threatened? If it threatens us, kill it? And if that's the case, what's the threat? Woods ball gets on TV first? NAw, couldn't be that. Oh, wait, it's already happened... A few times...
The only thought I have is that there's a panic. If the entire "game" of paintall is not played on speedball / airball / tube fields, then it will never be considered a "Sport"? So in order to get paintball as an accepted "sport" you must intimidate everyone into stepping in line and doing what you want them to do? Perhaps it's the winning mentality. They feel they have to win at the game, but they also have to win the non-existant battle to make the game what they want it to be?
I just find it disturbing, that's all. Sure, it's fun to play on the airbag course. Why can't it be fun to play in the woods too? Oh, right. Woods ball encourages the "military" image of paintball. Like the fact we're shooting "guns" at people to "kill" them is helping it any. But it seems we just can not embrace that concept, and continue to try to work around the core of the game to market it.
I won't say "Can't we all get along?", because it's obvious we can't. So I'll just say this. Let's admit, as a group, that paintball is actually two seperte entities. The woods players who want to go romp in the flora and fauna, and the arena players who want to romp in the limelight. Can we collectively admit this? Just once?
Or is it a pride thing? Or a "Ford / Chevy" thing? Or just an ego problem? Or are we going through a collective caniption because the basis of the game is really what will keep it from being televised. And as we all know, once paintball is on TV we'll all make a million dollars and the speedball fields will be paved in gold. Really.
I don't know, But my spleen feels better...
-Tyger
Over on another forum some kid asks for advice on playing woods ball. He then get berated and verbally beaten up. And why? "Only n3wbz play woods." And "If you don't play speedball you should just quit playing." It's not said in jest, I've seen it on at least three forums and the person was serious. Play speedball or don't play at all is the motto.
Now I won't go into the details, but I've been seeing this as a trend as of late. It's almost militant how protctive people get over the style of paintball they play. "we won't play anything but AIR BUNKERS!" Isn't that like saying you'll never drive on anything smaller than a 3 lane highway? Or you'll never eat anything other than nachos with your special green sauce on them?
What ever happend to well rounded players? Players who can go from one type of terrain to another without caring what it is? "Next game is where? Ok, I'm down. Lemme grab my pack." Or at least players who really didn't give an airborne concievable act with a rolling pastry where the next game is, as long as there's a next game?
And for what it's worth, why are "speedballers" so defensive when you bring up woods ball? Is there an inadequacy clause here? It certainly can't be intimidation, as we all know "woods-ballaz only use "Tippys" and "speedballaz use "E-guns". So are they feeling threatened? If it threatens us, kill it? And if that's the case, what's the threat? Woods ball gets on TV first? NAw, couldn't be that. Oh, wait, it's already happened... A few times...
The only thought I have is that there's a panic. If the entire "game" of paintall is not played on speedball / airball / tube fields, then it will never be considered a "Sport"? So in order to get paintball as an accepted "sport" you must intimidate everyone into stepping in line and doing what you want them to do? Perhaps it's the winning mentality. They feel they have to win at the game, but they also have to win the non-existant battle to make the game what they want it to be?
I just find it disturbing, that's all. Sure, it's fun to play on the airbag course. Why can't it be fun to play in the woods too? Oh, right. Woods ball encourages the "military" image of paintball. Like the fact we're shooting "guns" at people to "kill" them is helping it any. But it seems we just can not embrace that concept, and continue to try to work around the core of the game to market it.
I won't say "Can't we all get along?", because it's obvious we can't. So I'll just say this. Let's admit, as a group, that paintball is actually two seperte entities. The woods players who want to go romp in the flora and fauna, and the arena players who want to romp in the limelight. Can we collectively admit this? Just once?
Or is it a pride thing? Or a "Ford / Chevy" thing? Or just an ego problem? Or are we going through a collective caniption because the basis of the game is really what will keep it from being televised. And as we all know, once paintball is on TV we'll all make a million dollars and the speedball fields will be paved in gold. Really.
I don't know, But my spleen feels better...
-Tyger







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