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  • dolphin1823
    Former Mag Owner
    • Jan 2001
    • 127

    #16
    ya know what, instead of telling a story about how players new to paintball ask stupid questions, how about you telling us what you did that as a new player that was funny!
    I'll start:
    My second time playing paintball was the first time I got to use a semi-auto paintgun, it was at Paintball Blitz in Gurnee, IL. and it was a VM-68 (it was 1992) My friends and I got into a good fire fight with a group on the other team. I yelled to my friends to fall back an I'll cover them, I stood up and pulled and held the trigger, expecting a stream of paintballs to come out, but only one did. Confused I staired at the gun and got lit up by 4 guys. After the game I asked Dan (owner of the field and Air America) why won't my gun shoot full auto when I hold down the trigger? He laughed, but then explained how the VM worked and 2 months later I bought one.
    I was 18 at the time, which is old by todays age group to start playing, but thats how it was. There was no internet with boards like this, just my issue of APG that I re-read a 100 times.
    Because of the way I was treated by Dan, not only did I get into the sport, but so did my 5 friends, we all had VM's. Think about that when a newbe or "noob" as the "agg" kids call them, asks you a question. Help them out and you'll probally add a new player to the sport, belittle them and their gone for good.

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    • Adamk58
      Registered User
      • May 2005
      • 97

      #17
      Originally posted by Lohman446
      I'm waiting for someone to quote one of his posts...
      Exactly.

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      • warbeak2099
        That is my foot!
        • Jan 2004
        • 4447

        #18
        I'm going to have fun once my tboard and ramping chip gets in. Everyone at the field thinks I have a mech mag as of right now. I'm going to use it for a couple of rounds before I let them know I made it electro. I will most likely record the responses with my digi audio recorder thingy lol. These people are ultra aggers. It's going to be humorous.
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        • goforbroke

          #19
          I remember about the third time i played i accidentially shot myself in the foot.

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          • hockeynoodles020

            #20
            Originally posted by spyder luver
            Ok im sick of using co2. Today i went and got my co2 tank filled and it sat in the car for a while,well, when i came back it was empty it all just turned to liquid and shot out by itself. I was so mad. Then i started to think y dont i just switch to n2 *which ive been thinking for a while acually* but then i relized that there is no were to get n2 tanks filled around me so i am wondering if its posible to fill a n2 tank with an aircompresor......and wut type of fill station would i have to buy if i can do this or if i cant how much would a scooba tank and fill station cost
            ?

            You dont have the right to start a thread like this...

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            • 68magOwner
              Registered User
              • May 2003
              • 3475

              #21
              Originally posted by warbeak2099
              I'm going to have fun once my tboard and ramping chip gets in. Everyone at the field thinks I have a mech mag as of right now. I'm going to use it for a couple of rounds before I let them know I made it electro. I will most likely record the responses with my digi audio recorder thingy lol. These people are ultra aggers. It's going to be humorous.

              because AO seems to think ramping is fine as long as its a mag doing it

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              • rifleman wi
                1st ID- The Big Red One
                • Oct 2003
                • 1988

                #22
                lol @ hockeys response 2 posts up

                Originally posted by Miscue
                When picking teams on a walk-on with people I didn't know... "He can't play, he just has an expensive gun." He earned himself a few bonus balls.
                "Your gun sucks." Thank you very much.
                i had something like that happen to me yesterday.. these kids saw my jerzy and said they wanted me on their team ( bunch of kids with ions ) then i turned around and they saw my stock class bodied minimag.. there like " dude wheres your hopper" i pointed to the tube ontop.. they said they didnt want me anymore.. so it was me and a guy with a dm5 against 5 kids with ions ( all of them were either set on ramping or f/a) and we still managed to beat them 4 out of 5 games.. and i held my own very well with only being able to shoot one ball at a time against there like 10..

                also..to the your gun sux comment.. at the same feild one of the refs ( hees a cool guy, i talk to him alot) hates mags and allways makes fun of our guns..whitch doesent bother me i just go along with it..its pretty funny.. buy yeaterday he kept making fun of how heavy it was.. he said something about having to lift weights to beable to carry it.. so i grabbed it and started curling it..i told him the gun has more than one purpose..it was pretty funny..
                ive had a bunch of ppl tell me my emag sux and after the game they come up to me again looking at it trying to figure out how a mag shot that fast/good.. its fun making ppl like that shut up..

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                • MadPSIence
                  Innovation 101
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 969

                  #23
                  Originally posted by spyder luver
                  What is the funniest thing a noob has ever said to u or done that uve saw?


                  for me it would be when i was talking to this one noob on the internet:


                  Me:so how fast can u shoot?
                  Noob:um idk prolly 25 bps
                  Me:what kind of gun do u have?
                  Noob:umm i think a m98
                  Me:is it stock?
                  Noob: ya

                  i just left then
                  _

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                  • Trick
                    Team 10th Mountain
                    • May 2004
                    • 188

                    #24
                    I love the kids with Ions that always have them ramping, then I start hammering paint out of my Angel without ramping.

                    "Wow, your Angel can ramp faster than my Ion!"
                    No, this has no ramping software in it.
                    "It's full auto then, right?"
                    No, it's called walking the trigger. (Some of us actually have developed some skills in firing a marker.)

                    I kinda find it fun when the kids are walking around askign everyone they see, "Is that an Angel?" "No it's an Intimidator!" They walk away like it's no big deal since it's not an Angel, then of course, since I have an Angel (not even flied, so it's not like it's even that big of a deal) they flip out and want me on their team. I get a kick out of it.

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                    • RRfireblade

                      • Jun 2002
                      • 5103

                      #25
                      I swear this is the truth....

                      One of the kids on a team I tech for comes up to me at the field and says....

                      "Hey , don't you shoot an Emag?" I go "It's an Xmag but yeah.. " so he goes, "You should really get this killer trigger I saw for it on the net"

                      Yup, he was talking about a Fireblade.


                      And of course all the typical ones you hear that just keep going around and around....
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                      • Lohman446
                        Useful posts: 7
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 9315

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Trick
                        I love the kids with Ions that always have them ramping, then I start hammering paint out of my Angel without ramping.

                        "Wow, your Angel can ramp faster than my Ion!"
                        No, this has no ramping software in it.
                        "It's full auto then, right?"
                        No, it's called walking the trigger. (Some of us actually have developed some skills in firing a marker.)

                        I kinda find it fun when the kids are walking around askign everyone they see, "Is that an Angel?" "No it's an Intimidator!" They walk away like it's no big deal since it's not an Angel, then of course, since I have an Angel (not even flied, so it's not like it's even that big of a deal) they flip out and want me on their team. I get a kick out of it.

                        I love how people still think Angels are the "in" marker
                        "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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                        • spyder luver
                          OOO CAKE!!!
                          • May 2005
                          • 162

                          #27
                          hey im sorry for starting this thread to all of u who dislike it and i would like to change it to : ya know what, instead of telling a story about how players new to paintball ask stupid questions, how about you telling us what you did that as a new player that was funny!
                          i like that idea instead.

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                          • bleachit
                            Conturbo et Ledo
                            • May 2003
                            • 1410

                            #28
                            Originally posted by RRfireblade
                            "Hey , don't you shoot an Emag?" I go "It's an Xmag but yeah.. " so he goes, "You should really get this killer trigger I saw for it on the net"

                            Yup, he was talking about a Fireblade.

                            thats like the best reason to turn sigs back on...


                            lets see, noob things Ive done...

                            lead 3 other people on a 2 hour nature hike to flank some people... only to have one of them try to shoot an realize he didnt charge his battery.

                            Im sure there are plenty more.
                            "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
                            AGD

                            "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
                            Blackweenie

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                            • BD_Paintball
                              UW-Whitewater Paintball
                              • May 2003
                              • 2268

                              #29
                              i had some kid yell and scream really loud saying that my gun was shooting full auto. i dont have ramping and no bounce. it was funny
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                              • spyder luver
                                OOO CAKE!!!
                                • May 2005
                                • 162

                                #30
                                one time i was playing at an abandond farm and i was on a team with this other kid my age who never really played either *it was both about our 1st month playing paintball* and we were against some really experienced woodsballers who could walk the field with their eyes closed and not fall in a whole but anwho we decided to go into the big house *good if u have enough people to cover the windows* so we both sit there for a LONG time and were talking really loud and all the other teams *we were playing 3 teams of 2* and they all were gunna be meen and they gained up on us and stormed the house i got shot about 10 time and the other kid serendered*the whole room was full of paint marks besides were we were standing* it was fun but going into the house and talking really loud was really dumb of us

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