How to kiss?

[GaryWV]

some of us are delicate flowers and have soft sensative skin

SOME of you may be delicate flowers, but Ive seen plenty of women that could usa a shave. This one time I was kissing this girl and she slobered all over me, she scraped too...but thats for another thread kiddies!

[Viral]

LOL. This thread is unbelievable. How to kiss???

"I have this friend, and he wants to know how to think. You see, he's never thought before and he's just recently decided he wants to start thinking. I can't really help him out so can you guys describe, in great detail, how my friend can think? I'm sure a few of you older members have at least rudimentary experience with thinking and probably know how to do it. So maybe you can tell us your little secrets on how you think. My friend wants to be a really good thinker, so thanks in advance for your advice!"

Having read this thread and clicked on several profiles, it just dawned on me that the mean age of AO members is only slightly higher than my shoe size. I have literally been playing paintball longer than some AOers have been alive! crazy!

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[Ov3rmind]

Wait, I think I may be able to help you with this. As far as I know (don't quote me on this), kissing involves the "mouth". Specifically the lips and inner cavity..... I think. Am I right guys?

[kenndogg]

rent a couple of softcore porn and you'll be up to speed .

[Cypher]

Originally posted by -Carnifex-
Don't forget to put your hands down their pants. Now, what's harder to learn than kissing is, undoing the bra, jesus.

Here's something to practice one handed:
1) put thumb behind clasp of bra to one side (like you're giving someone a thumbs up)
2) bring pointer finger to opposite side of clasp
3) in a counterclockwise motion, twist with your thumb and fore finger
4) TADA!

[scott_p_1]

Now on the bra issue. To REALLY impress her, don't your hands. You have to learn how to take off a bra using less than normal methods. A lot of girls are impressed when you use your teeth. But for the really dexterious people, use 1 foot, while she's sitting on your back completely clothed giving you a massage without her noticing. Now THAT impresses them

[FalconGuy016]

Thanks sparklie chick Its always nice to have a girl's point of view
I remember when this thread was going to be made, I was there and we just wanted to start a small, simple, thread to give our friend (who I'll let you all know got his first kiss last friday!) some pointers on how to kiss... And now its turned into a guide for us all lol

[BobTheCow]

omg lol I'm back online for like 15 minutes, and I just HAD to bring back this thread!!!!! If you haven't read it, go ahead and have a good chuckle... if you have, LOL LET'S KEEP IT GOIN!! haha nothin beats good practical advice.

Wait, scratch that... I guess experience does... *shrugs*

[Miscue]

Hey, BTW... how did the first kissing thing go anyway?

Send reports!

[DukeNukem1287]

Haha ya, if any gives there first kiss and uses the AO Kissing Advice, tell me if it works out

[Mango]

lol how did I miss this thread the first time ! oh man this is funny.

[Daroy99]

My first kiss sucked. Royally. I mean it wass good it just wasnt that exciting. Thers other things for that

[Vegeta]

What next? a 'How to find the Clitoris?' thread?



*sigh*

[Python14]

Hahaha, my first kiss was pretty good. Kind of out of the blue, but whose complaining?

[DukeNukem1287]

O heres a good question, Lets say u just met this girl and ur on ur 1st 2nd or maybe even 3rd dat how do you know when the time is right to kiss her?

How can u tell if she will accept it?

My first kiss i will always remember cuz it was on my 14th birthday