Anyone up for a game of Calvinball?

[Will Wood]

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"


Lil willy wood now hops on his right foot and finds the hidden Q box in a bush. He opens it and teleports in front of Cryer, stealing the flag and rolling down into the Opposite zone.

[einhander619]

You mean OUT of the opposite zone! Drink 10.

[paint magnet]

Paint Magnet is desperately searching for the calvinball aboard his Segway human transporter when *bump* he runs over little Willy Wood, who has just rolled down the hill into his path! Stopping to make sure that he is fully incapacitated, he continues...then remembers his secret stash of snowballs! He shifts the Segway into 4WD and heads toward the cache...

[Cryer]

...only to find that Cryer has beaten him to them. +10 points for Cryer. Paint magnet becomes a snow magnet as Cryer turns his cache against him. Cryer then loads the remaining stock of snow balls and heads off after the dansimadactyl...

[chizle97]

The as all was seem to be over and done with chizle rises from the shadows of the treeline with his SNOWBALL THROWING ARMS OF DEATH. each arm whirls an unbelevable amount of snowballs twoards his opponents. They are so shocked that they wet thier pants and start to cry. all of them except cryer because he photoshoped himself out of the game. and chizle stand upon a mountain of carcases, victoriusly holgding the flag over head. "OOOOOOOWWWWWNNNNNNEEEEEDDDD!!!!" he cries as the defeted peoples below look on in aww.

[Cryer]

Except Cryer, who phototshops a mountain of snow overhead chizle97, and reanimating everyone. The game is back on! +500 for cryer! yay!

[chizle97]

chizle jumps to the left of the pile jusy before it hits him +100 bonus points for trap avoiding. chizle then used his 3d studio max 8 (yes brand new) skills to animate a pile of snow and fire to fall onto the computer of cryer thus eliminating him from any further involvement with photoshop. He then grabs the flag and is awarded +100,000 points for being totaly awsome and having demolished his enimies with ease.

[painball]

Painball pushes chizle into a bottomless pit and steals the flag. Little do the others know, but he already has his own transmorgrifier. Quickly he transmorgrifies into a t-rex. Destroying villages and creating mayhem.

[FalconGuy016]

But he turns out to be a homosexual TRex... (!!!)

[ramenjames]

(im not in the mood for a game ...but this thread put a smile on my face *reads all of his C&V collections*)

[Koosh]

Originally posted by Will Wood

There are no rules, you make it up as you go. Basically, say whatever the hell you want. ^^

I know, you dolt, that was the joke!

Koosh grabs the calvinball, jumps up into the treefort and begins assembling his snowman minions to help conquer the Calvinball feild! Muahahaha!

[-J�ker-]

joker releases some sleep gas knocking all other players out for atleast 10 mins,while doing so joker makes a new rule saying all players that were hit by the gas (and all were) are disqualified. joker had a moce gas mask so he was unscathed. JOKER WINS THE GAME! btw i grew up reading calvin and hobbes

[PyRo]

but PyRo just joined and wasn't touched by the gas, he hits Joker with a few tranquilizer darts, anyone unconsious is disqualified. I win!

[breg]

But in the process of shooting off the tranq darts, PyRo accidently shoots him self in the foot and passes out and the opposing team dresses him up like a bride's maid in a plaid dress. Then breg drink a beer to earn extra points for his team while sneezing into the flag.

[dansim]

knock out gas will not affect the mighty dansimadactyl!