Anyone up for a game of Calvinball?

[BobTheCow]

Nah-uh!!!! While gravity was reversed, I sneaked the prize transmogrifier into one of my less acidic stomachs... anticipated your space ship plan (*sigh*, so predictable) I turned hobbes into a fake cow, complete with fake stomachs and, yes, fake points!!!! Now all you've managed to do is piss of NASA. And lose Hobbes.

Speaking of tapioca... I'm hungry, time to eject and hide the points. Somewhere. That isn't in my stomachs, OR a spaceship.

Dare I say: SUCKER!!

[PyRo]

PyRo builds a point generation machine that makes points at a rate of a quadrillion a millisecont.
After that PyRo gives bob mad cow disese after making sure it was bob.

[BobTheCow]

Your machine explodes; you pulled a common NASA mistake and programmed it using incompatible units (I mean, seriously, what the hell is a 'millisecont'?!?!?).

In my maddened state I digest all my points, turning them into a previously undiscovered element. Aptly named "Cphilium," it has the distinct radioactive property of nuking post counts. And, because of air pressure and temperature in this case, Calvinball points. Sadly, the cow dies, but so do all the points.

**edited for spelling**

[PyRo]

PyRo procedes to stand ontop of his spaceship laughing histerically as he crashes it into the Calvinball field. He somehow manages to servive reentry and the resulting explosion which detroys the entire universe exept for one point and himself.

[BobTheCow]

But you never actually had any real points, remember?? And cphilium killed all the ones on earth...

[PyRo]

Cphilium takes 8 minutes to work, meaning the points that PyRo had on his space ship were unaffected by the Cphilium, and one of them survived the appocolypse

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Unbeknownst, to Pyro MAMBYP was hiding on Pyro's ship. And stole the only remaining point in the entire world replacing it with a fake point made out of chewing gum and Ex-Lax. Then MAMBYP runs off with the only point

stupid Pyro

[PyRo]

Damn, looks like its a tie since all existance has come to an end besides PyRo and the fake point

[painball]

Painball, finished sobbing over his unexpected sex change, emerges from his force-field protected cave. He notices MAMBYP frolicking in a meadow with a point in his hand. In a furious rage of envy he grasps MAMBYP with his gigantisaur t-rex teeth and throws him into the force-field proteced cave. The then locks the door and swallows the key. Suddenly...

[bleachit]

Bleachit, no longer ashamed, jumps into a time machine, resetting the game. For his awesome act of reversing time, he automatically gets 50 billion points.

[PyRo]

Time travel is an automatic reduction of 50 billion points, for collecting the points from bleachit PyRo gets 1 million points * the current number of members of AO. Painball is disqualified because we dont' like gays

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

Originally posted by bleachit
Bleachit, no longer ashamed, jumps into a time machine, resetting the game. For his awesome act of reversing time, he automatically gets 50 billion points.

MAMBYP grabs the flag and gets bleachit's 50 billion points plus another 54354355423508eight3284 points for doing it while hopping on one foot with his left hand

[bleachit]

ah, but due to MAMBYP being beaten to the punch by pyro, he looses all those points. bleachit then trips mambyp because he is hopping on one foot. pyro then looses all of the points he has gained, and then 15 more because there are currently only 17,779 members currently on AO.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

But now that there are 17,800 members on AO MAMBYP gets double the amount of points he used to have, and the calvinball field gets transformed into prehistoric ice age europe

[bleachit]

bleachit immediately runs to what will become France and wipes out everyone there, in a attempt to prevent that nation from ever forming. In doing so, he unlocks the secrets of calvinball, and wins an infinite amount of points.