Anyone up for a game of Calvinball?

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

MAMBYP steals a giant wooly Mammoth's tusk and stabs bleachit, thus stealing the secrets of Calvinball

But MAMBYP drops the secrets of calvin ball into the ocean where they are devoured by the Loch Ness monster.

He then bring the Wooly Mammoth back to his end line and scores this many points *holds up a million hands*

[bleachit]

because Bleachit memorized the secrets, he knows that wooly mammoth tusks cant harm anyone currently in play. Also, anyone caught using a wooly mammoth immediately gets banished to mars. mambyp didnt read this so he didnt know, and is automatically sent to mars. Bleachit remains alone on the continent, ruler of calvinball.

[PyRo]

PyRo transforms ice age Europe into middle ages Europe, and puts "Praise Allah" t-shirts on bleachit and MAMBYP, he then procedes to turn them over to the catholic church, the church gives him 3 million points in exchange for the infidels

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

MAMBYP takes off his shirt, and then returns to mars where he had already made friends with the martians. So he invades earth using the martian's super blaster ships, and blows up Pyro, and bleachit, steals the flag, and returns to Mars.

where he becomes the new leader of Mars, and is thus granted all the points he can eat.

[PyRo]

PyRo gets earths allies on Uranus to help the earth in there revolution against mars. After victory the USS (United Solar Sytem) conviens and votes to invade mars, take all there points, and use a giant reverse tractor beam to shoot there plannet into the sun. The actions are then carried out sucessfully

[bleachit]

bleachit, once again calls upon his knowledge of the secrets of calvinball and his knowledge of Star Trek. First, pyro is called on his own rule agaisnt time travel and is thrown into some random pit that may or may not be bottomless. Bleachit, as the ruler of the European continent, and keeper of the secrets of calvinball, calls upon the klingon empire, who are really board in this period of time, to destroy mambyp and his allies. The klingons then save mars from the sun to avoid any crazy cosmic shifts as a result of loosing a major planet.

[MayAMonkeyBeYourPinata]

MAMBYP hid in the Mora Bora mountains during the klingon and Pyro invasion. Thus he survived while all his allies were wiped out.

He then used a brilliant slant point drilling operation into bleachits point vault and stole all of his points once again, and then turned on his chameleon suit making him virtually invisible

[PyRo]

PyRo hops in his trusty helicopter and using infered technology finds MAMBYP and shoots him with tranquilizer darts. PyRo then procedes to take all his points and hide at the bottom of the ocean.

[BobTheCow]

... but then that pesky loch ness monster, greedy for more points, seeks you out. He/she/it gets pissed off that all you've got is a measely fake point (because pyro already used the tranq darts excuse, any points gained the second time around are null and void), and banishes you to a parallel universe consisting entirely of reality TV reruns. Pyro promptly kills himself, but since it was only a parallel universe, you turn up again with your score reset on good ol' planet earth (France, middle ages, of course).

Meanwhile Bob wakes up frantically from a dream about ground beef, mooing the night away. And then munches on some more fake points hidden in the grass. I think I'll take it easy for a while.

[PyRo]

Bobs score is reset because his move was to complex for our feble minds. All points go to PyRo.

[BobTheCow]

Your "feeble" mind is suddenly ravaged by the powers of cphilium. Your points aren't lost, so much as they are transformed... into worthless babble... which is then littered across AO in the form of "posting"... Bob gets any and all remaining points for duely criticizing stupider members.

[PyRo]

PyRo points out "stupider" isn't a word, for this hypocricy Bob looses all points. PyRo also develops a cure for Cphilip called Postwhorium.

[wish-had-a-mag]

And wish, who has been cleverly hiding in the corner for some time now, pulls out his (mag) and commands the elves to destroy. The other players battle my elves with ignorance and cockers so I am forced to take out my magic AO helmet, with which I call cphil, who proceeds to smite all the postwhores.

[bleachit]

bleachit then calls wish on his bluff. Wish then looses 50 quadrillion points for pulling out his mag, when clearly he has none. "Wish-had-a-mag" clearly indicates he doesnt. The elves then proceed to attack wish for trying to pull the wool over their eyes. Bleachit thusly wins himself 15 billion more points.

[PyRo]

PyRo tosses wish-I-had-a-mag a mask, then teams up with all the mag owning Calvinball players and begines shooting at him. For organizing this, pyro gets 20 billion points, and every other player with a mag gets 10 million.