Anyone up for a game of Calvinball?

[PyRo]

PyRo wakes up in a brides maids dress, and beats up dansim and steals his clothes. Stealing someones clothes is worth 10 bijjillion points. Pyro then proceds to get really drunk earning more points.

[breg]

breg laughs heartliy when PyRo realises that he is drinking near beer actually deducting 10 bijjillion from his own teams score. His team then bunkers him as a result. Then breg finds a fire hose... and hoses down dansim to the point that he washes off the field and winds up floating out to sea winding up in Shanghai

[paint magnet]

Paint Magnet deeply inhales knockout gas but is unphased due to the superextoplasmicazoid properties of his stomach...then sneaks up behind danism and releases his own more potent "knockout gas"! *increadibly loud fart* Everyone else cowers in fear, some start to succumb to the effects of the gas. Paint Magnet gains 1,000,000 points for discovering breg is really an alien (!!) and 2,000,000 for no appearant reason!

[bleachit]

Bleachit then scores 500,000,000 points for pointing out to paint magnet that when you breathe in, the air goes to your lungs, not your stomach. After finding this out, paint magnet passes out and looses 100 billion points, and his lunch

[paint magnet]

*wakes up dazed next to his lunch*

Paint Magnet places a photoshopped 2004 CaPoEiRa (tm) Swimsuit calander in the center of the field. Everyone stops what they're doing to drool...then start fighting over the calander. In the confusion they all step back over their own goal lines and therefore reset their points to negative one bazillion!

Paint Magnet runs away plotting revenge on Cryer for stealing his cache of snowballs, while looking at his own 2004 CaPoEiRa (tm) Swimsuit calander.

[*muttering*] Hobbes must have betrayed me and alerted Cryer to the snowball cache...he'll pay for that ![/*muttering*]

[-Carnifex-]

Carnifex pushes his 'I win no matter what' button!

[paint magnet]

...but little does Carnifex know that paint magnet has disassembled his "I win no matter what" button and stolen the parts out of it to Intellifeed his mag, and rewired it to add 1 trillion points to paint magnet's score every time he presses it!

[bleachit]

bleachit points and laughs at paint magnet because he doesnt have any batteries so he can't get his 1 trillion points.

[-Carnifex-]

Carnifex points and laughs because that was his decoy 'I win no matter what' button. In reality, whenever he pushes the button he gives one trillion of his points to Carnifex whenever he pushes it.

[PyRo]

PyRo kills everyone and collects all there points

[bleachit]

pyro, in his attempt to kill everyone, actually sets himself on fire. While he was contemplating the irony, pyro didnt see bleachit as he came around and stole all the points pyro tried to collect from everyone else.

[BobTheCow]

Bob points out that 'PYRO' is automatically protected with the fire shield... half the points are returned to pyro, the other 90% to go Bob for enforcing the rules. Bleachit pulls a Michael Jackson and is forced to hide for 2 rounds in embarassment. No little boys allowed...

[PyRo]

If half the points are returned to me, where does the "other" 90% come from. For this display of lack of compitency Bob forfits all his points to PyRo who now posesses all the points again. Pyro generously gives Bob 1 point so he can be in 2nd place. PyRo calls no takebacks on his points so noone else can get them. Pyro declares the game officially over while he has all the points.
Want another round?

[BobTheCow]

But you weren't in the opposite goal in which you started from when receiving your points, thus negating the "game over" signal. Pyro's deducted half a gajillion points, which are thrown freely throughout the land.

Meanwhile, Bob uses his psycho-kinetic grazing skills to locate and acquire all the lost points, flashing them brazenly in pyro's face. Then I eat them so you won't know which stomach to explore.

Sucker.

[PyRo]

PyRo procedes to force feed Bob about 80lbs of X-Lax, then procedes to put all the points in very well sealed containers, load them on his space ship and leave the planet with them, after destorying all other space craft, and the means to build one, or destory his, and ensuring that there were no aliens, and no space debris to hit.