un *OFFICIAL* .:The Family Guy:. Favorite quote/episode THREAD

[Echo419]

I'll get us started. In case you arent familiar with the show

Sunday-Thursday 11:00 Eastern on Cartoon Network

[lord1234]

if only you could spell

my favorite quote:

Women are just objects put on this earth by God to entertain men"

[Echo419]

Stewey - So my goal is clear... I must destroy all brocoli...

[dwab3000]

hmmm

what if we like them all

[Echo419]

Then post them all

[nt2004]

Chris: Want some ice cream dude?

Stewie: Yes but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle i find, i'm going to kill you

[1stdeadeye]

Chris: WHat word am I thinking of?

Meg: Kitty

Chris: Argh, get out of my mind!!!

[MiniSpdRcr]

heheheh Im gonna turn you into poo.

Sir you cant park your van here.
Oh its not a van its just a fat kid

[Mango]

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter)
Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

[Benfica4ever]

stewie- Somtimes i wonder, if all woman are this difficult, and then i think to myself, wouldent it be marvoulos(sp) if i became a homosexual.

[Rumble]

stewie - whats this? my wee-wee seams to have been strucken with rigamortis.

[Benfica4ever]

(when stewie was in momas stomach) Hm i seem to have sprouted another finger, that makes 11

[fcpchop]

Stewie: (in refrence to his mom) Its not so much that i want to kill her, as much as is it is i want her to not be living anymore.

my real favorite is the first one echo put up

[Echo419]

my real favorite is the first one echo put up

Rock on

[Rumble]

Peter- Dont worry, I read a book on this sort of thing once.
Brian- Are you sure it was a book? are you sure it wasent nothing?
Peter- oh, oh yeah.