un *OFFICIAL* .:The Family Guy:. Favorite quote/episode THREAD

[Chris42050]

Uh oh. :spit_take

I have to agree that is the best line in family guy. The way Peter says it is hilarious. Can not be imitated and typing it just doesn't do it justice.

[ScatterPlot]

LOL! That one ROCKS!!!!!

[Echo419]

UPPP

[eddie885221]

up, keep these quotes comin

[SlipknotX556]

"911, yeah its Quagmire, yeah its in the window this time." - Quagmire

[Hasty8]

Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.
Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankels behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."

Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we're playing house.
Lois: That boy's all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house

Stewie: Augh! What the hell do you think you're doing?
Brian: I'm cleaning myself.
Stewie: You were clean fifteen minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.

Stewie: Can I count to three? For God's sake, I'm already shooting at a fifth grade level.

Eliza: Ew, your breath smells like kitty litter.
Stewie: I was curious!

Stewie (picking his nose): Does this not disgust you?
Brian: Kid, you're talkin' to a guy who uses his tongue for toilet paper.

yeah, Stewie is my fav.

[Toro216guy]

Peter: [writing letter] Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog. :rofl: :rofl:


Peter: We all love the bible in this house.
Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible.
Peter: Umm... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.


Peter: No, Silly Rabbit Trix are for kids. Damn long ears, trying to steal Easter from Jesus.



Peter: I'd like to propose a toast to our neighbors. Sure they might be black, handicapped, and a heartless sex hound, but hey, if they moved out some smelly Hawaiians might move in.

[taylor492]

Man i need to start watchin this show.

:rofl:

[The Action Figure]

Man i need to start watchin this show.

:rofl:

yes you do

[ZSigErik]

Man i need to start watchin this show.

:rofl:

motion thirded.

[ScatterPlot]

I love the washing machine/sock/Narnia episode, that one was awesome.

[Echo419]

Man i need to start watchin this show.

:rofl:

motion 4thed.... (sp? )

ALERT DID THEY CHANGE THE TIME FOR FAMILY GUY ON ADULT SWIM TO 10:30 CUZ FUTURAMA WAS ON WHEN I SWITCHED TO AS AT 11

[RogueFactoryKid]

actually its 11:30, and ibelieve its on TBS tonite also.

[SlipknotX556]

"I have to fart but I dont know which way to lean." - Peter

[Rumble]

lois - peter thats almost as silly as that time you bought cloud insuance.
peter - that wasent silly at all! just look at them plotting up there.
*zooms in on two clouds*
cloud 1- We attack tomorrow.
cloud 2- yes, tomorrow
*silence*
cloud 1- I mean it this time!
cloud 2- oh yeah definetly

(yeah i know i butchered it but oh well, you get the point)