un *OFFICIAL* .:The Family Guy:. Favorite quote/episode THREAD

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  • LittlePaintballBoy

    #31
    And again:

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    • LittlePaintballBoy

      #32

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      • mcdkid
        Offical PB Ref
        • Mar 2003
        • 845

        #33
        Peter: Brian my there's a message in my alphabets! it says "oooooooooooo"
        Brian: Peter those are cheerios.

        it will be funny if another channel airs a new show the same time that the new family guy episodes are supposed to come out.... cause i know what every tv in the world will be watching.
        Hard work never killed anybody...but why take a chance?
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        • Rumble
          Registered User
          • May 2003
          • 284

          #34
          peter- oh quagmire, is seams we made another 500 million in stocks.
          quarmire- good thing we swore off women forever!
          peter- yeah, excuse me while I go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
          quagmire- butters in the fridge!

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          • Echo419
            Registered User
            • Sep 2003
            • 2614

            #35
            lmao rumble... ive never seen that one, thats funny as hell
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            • Kai

              #36
              You're not a pilot. I know every pilot in the world!

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              • bertmcmahan
                Not pop, it's all Coke
                • Jan 2002
                • 1960

                #37
                LOL I <3 the pilot one
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                • ZSigErik
                  Semper Fi
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 829

                  #38
                  keep this thread goin' full steam!!!
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                  • TraXeR
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 1761

                    #39
                    *Michelangelo's David's penis goes flying through Mr. Weeds window, he grabs it, holds it close to his face*

                    'I shall call you Eduardo!'

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                    *Sexual Harassment work ethic video*

                    'Nothing says good work like a nice slap on the behind.'

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                    Stewie: Ooooh, well. Someone has a dirty diaper. What the.. why does that turn me on?

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                    Stewie: You like cleaning my doody don't you Brain? Say it 'I like cleaning your doody Stewie'.

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                    *at a petting zoo*

                    Stewie: And where Mr. Sheep today? Is he being b-a-a-a-d?.. Yes, that's right you're all ripe for parody.

                    ..im done.

                    Btw, in that lost quote, Stewie confuses me, he can make time machine,but he calls a Sheep a he? Last time I checked.. Goats were he, Sheep were she. Ah well.
                    'people should not be allowed to own paintguns which are smarter than they are'

                    -Sparq

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                    • The-Z-Man
                      w00t w00t
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 72

                      #40
                      Stewie-You get me a copy of the wallstreet journal, you two fight to the death, you cut my milk!
                      Butler- I cant sir, its liquid.
                      Stewie-Freeze it then cut it!
                      Lets all do this... get out our paintball guns.. hijack some airlines full of these "Special" Folks and run them into some things like The Backstreet Boys and Al Gore's Baldspot.
                      OfficerGoat

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                      • bertmcmahan
                        Not pop, it's all Coke
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 1960

                        #41
                        ... and don't ever question me again!!!
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                        • Rumble
                          Registered User
                          • May 2003
                          • 284

                          #42
                          *In a NRA video*
                          Did you know jesus and moses used guns to fend off the romans?

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                          • Chris42050
                            Splatmaster Tech
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 567

                            #43
                            Peter nervously talking to the gangster Don

                            "wha what are you gonna make me do, wack a guy, off a guy, wack off a guy, cuz I'm married"

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                            • gimp
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 2368

                              #44
                              Lois: Peter! Your drunk!
                              Peter: No I'm not, I'm just exhausted from drinkin all night.



                              Also, the big fart he has on stage when he does his version of the king and I. That was priceless.

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                              • RogueFactoryKid
                                What wouldnt Jesus Do?
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 1283

                                #45
                                Girl: Are you guys telling jokes, I love jokes
                                Peter: Ok ok, Why did god give women Boobs?
                                Girl: Disgusted expression
                                Peter: So you got somethin to look at while your talkin to them.....Neheheheheheh
                                Girl: Very Disgusted Expression
                                Peter: So you got somethin to look at while your talkin to them.....neheheheheheh
                                RIP John Sherman 1952- 2004

                                -Adam
                                K To the E

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