un *OFFICIAL* .:The Family Guy:. Favorite quote/episode THREAD

[RogueFactoryKid]

Oh yeah and this one

Chris: *alks out with Poster saying John 3:16*
Meg: What does that mean anyway?
Brian: *Pulls out Bible* And God said unto thee, Go Sox.

[TraXeR]

Oh yeah and this one

Chris: *alks out with Poster saying John 3:16*
Meg: What does that mean anyway?
Brian: *Pulls out Bible* And God said unto thee, Go Sox.

It's actually 'And the Lord said, Go Sox'

another contribution:

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*Peter comes into the room after liposuction*

Lois: uuuh, hwaaa, eeeh, daaaa...
Stewie: My God!!! He's become so massive, he's collapsed INTO himself like a neutron star!!

[matmc89]

Uh Oh....

[TraXeR]

Uh Oh....

Uh.. what?

[temps]

Stewie: [hitting on some co-eds] I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.



Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up half way through.



Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!

[eddie885221]

old guy: hey little boy do u like popsicles?
chris: yea, but i have more papers to deliver so maybe next time, bye
old guy: get back here fat ***


old guy on answering machine: this is mr._______ i was just callin to see where the paper boy has been, i still got those popsicles



then the commercial on adult swim for it: o hi there, you scared the crap out of me, im just here to introduce the new season........................

[spantol]

From "One If By Clam" -

Lois : [Nigel is charming.]
Peter: "Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli."

Cut to Benjamin Disraeli, writing on his desk with a quill. He looks up, and says: "You don't even know who I am."

He then looks back down, and continues writing.


That about killed me. I didn't even have time to finish the thought "Who the hell is Benjamin Disraeli?" Perfect timing.

[Fixion]

*Peter watching a painting show*
Guy on TV: Alright, now we're going to use a fan brush here... and uh... why don't you take some 100 green... and we're going to put a happy little bush right down here, in the corner there...
...And that'll just be our little secret...
*long pause*
...AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE!... THAT THAT BUSH IS THERE... I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CUT YOU!!!
Peter: Ah geez, mine doesn't look anything like his.

Road to Rhode Island
*After Stewie got Brian (drunk) from the bar.
Brian: Wo, wo, where are the bags?
Stewie: What the deus do you mean where are the bags? Their right uh.... *notices bags are gone, they where by his bear Rupert*
Stewie: Rupert! I told you to watch the bags! You were watching the boys again weren't you? Its that stewart isn't it, the one who looks like Tab Hunter? Oh forget it, lets just get on the bloody plain and go home.

Latter, Stewie wakes up with brian in a cheap motel room to answer the phone, grabs the heater by accident
Stewie: Hello? Ah, ah, ah, oh, damnit! A pus spewing blood gutted hell!!!

[MicroMiniMe]

From the episode where the house has termites.

[Checking into Hotel]
Stewie: [with CSI blacklight type penlight]
Hmmm, whats this?
Oatmeal.
Semen.
Spittle.
It looks like this is where Wilford Brimly and Bob Krane had some kind of orgy.

/sorry if I mangled the order or exact wording.

From the Toad episode.

Towards end of episode.
Meg and Peter are getting into S&M leather bondage and gimp outfits.
Meg: The safety word is 'bananna.'
[punches Peter to the ground]

The Judd Nelson scene where Peter runs off to the football field with 'Don't You Forget About Me' by Simply Red in the background as in The Breakfast Club is great too.

[eddie885221]

stewie: what the hell are you doing those are my grahamcrackers
peter: stewie, daddy needs to be alone right now
stewie: pardon me while i get somthing to strike you with
(stewie comes back with a bat and hits peter in the head once and lays him out)




stewie (while sleeping with brian and brian is sleep licking him): thats it mr. girrafe, get all the marmalade

[Echo419]

TO THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

*When They Win A boat*
starting of show.

::commercial::
Babe 1 - Boy that lotion sure feels good
Babe 2 - sure is hot
Babe 1 - And it just got hotter, here now let me do you
Anouncer - Paul Tucket Patriot Beer, if you buy it... hot women will have sex in your backyard.

Louis - ahh typical mail fantasy, women drinking beer. I guarantee a man made that commerical
Peter - of course a man made it louis, its a commercial. Not a delicious homemade turkey dinner

[ZSigErik]

TO THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

*When They Win A boat*
starting of show.

::commercial::
Babe 1 - Boy that lotion sure feels good
Babe 2 - sure is hot
Babe 1 - And it just got hotter, here now let me do you
Anouncer - Paul Tucket Patriot Beer, if you buy it... hot women will have sex in your backyard.

Louis - ahh typical mail fantasy, women drinking beer. I guarantee a man made that commerical
Peter - of course a man made it louis, its a commercial. Not a delicious homemade turkey dinner

HAhahaha, i LOVE that one!

[Rumble]

rofl, dont rember it, but it sounds awesome. Im gunna have to use that one sometime

[The Action Figure]

(British Guy) I wont take no for an answer, unless its to the question do you not not like me. DoublE negative you see

[matmc89]

Uh.. what?

From wish upon a weinstein...there at dinner....then at temple