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  • ZSigErik
    Semper Fi
    • Dec 2001
    • 829

    #16
    Originally posted by 1stdeadeye
    Chris: WHat word am I thinking of?

    Meg: Kitty

    Chris: Argh, get out of my mind!!!
    Theres so so so much more to that to understand it, lol.

    [OT] Also, Echo, GREAT SIG, Hawthorne Heights is amazing! "BECUASE MY HEART IS IN OHIO!!!!!" HAhahaha [/OT]

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    • Echo419
      Registered User
      • Sep 2003
      • 2614

      #17
      The one where brian is trrying to find his mom

      Farmer - Your fired! you Put A Seed in my farmers belly
      Guy - but but but
      Farmer - I'd KILL you if you werent my son!
      Brain - Hello Sir, We can fly the plane for you. I am of a different species, and my companion here is too young to put a seed in your daughters belly
      Farmer - Alrite you've got the job
      they roll 10 feet in the plan, knock off both wings inbetween 2 cows
      Stewey - Oh Jolly, can't wait till they find the black box on this one ^ ^

      If some of you didnt find that humorous, the guy was the farmers son... read it carefully
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      • Echo419
        Registered User
        • Sep 2003
        • 2614

        #18
        Herees what 1stDeadEye was going for

        Chris - Hey Meg, guess what word im thinking of.. and its not kitty!
        Meg - ....... ok.... car
        Chris - Ahahaha, It WAS Kitty!!!
        later in show
        Chris - Now guess what word im thinking of!! ^ ^
        Meg - Is It Kitty...
        Chris - AAAHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
        Chris runs away
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        • Rumble
          Registered User
          • May 2003
          • 284

          #19
          Originally posted by Echo419
          Chris - Hey Meg, guess what word im thinking of.. and its not kitty!
          Meg - ....... ok.... car
          Chris - Ahahaha, It WAS Kitty!!!
          later in show
          Chris - Now guess what word im thinking of!! ^ ^ and its definetly not kitty
          Meg - Is It Kitty...
          Chris - AAAHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
          Chris runs away
          fixed

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          • bertmcmahan
            Not pop, it's all Coke
            • Jan 2002
            • 1960

            #20
            Stewie:
            I've got a present for you (,Brian,) and I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

            Chris, being spoken through as Stewie:
            Hello shopkeep!
            I require a hand operated buzz saw capable of cutting through a human sternum. It's for a school project, I'm in, oh what the devil do these kids study these days, Latin class!
            Hardware guy:
            I'm sorry son, but I just can't sell power tools to minors. See if I did that then---
            Chris cuts him off...
            What? Who the deuce are you? No I don't have any change, where do you think I keep it, in my diaper? Oh crap, is this thing on?

            If you need an explanation well just watch that episode.
            Last edited by ScatterPlot; 10-02-2004, 01:55 PM.
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            • Echo419
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 2614

              #21
              omg that was classic bertmcmahan
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              • AGDlover
                And boom goes the dynamite
                • Aug 2003
                • 3322

                #22
                Peter: Whats the one gift in the hole world you've wanted but never got?
                Stewie: A dead lois??
                Peter: well there all right down stairs!
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                • AGDlover
                  And boom goes the dynamite
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 3322

                  #23
                  Lois: Your going to make the cutest baby jesus ever.
                  Stewie: By all means yes dress me up like a child porn star and maby we can move to cala-forn-i-a and wrangle me a 3sum with the olsen twins.
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                  • tard
                    Registered User
                    • May 2004
                    • 104

                    #24
                    Family Guy > All other shows

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                    • TraXeR
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 1761

                      #25
                      Stewie: Oh yeah baby.. I'm gonna sex you up, gonna sex you up SO crazy

                      (Stewie modelling CK diapers)
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                      -Sparq

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                      • Gideon1331
                        Im back for now...
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 3255

                        #26
                        lois- o great that means I dont have to cook tonight

                        Peter- No No No, cook anyway well throw it out, I wouldnt want you to get rusty

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                        • 68magOwner
                          Registered User
                          • May 2003
                          • 3475

                          #27
                          Gideon... nice nice nice
                          ::edit:: this is Echo419

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                          • RevBrown
                            The uncle you dont mention
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 451

                            #28
                            Stewie runs into the bathroom points at the toilet "YOU GET A JOB"

                            And anything with Chris's evil monkey. That monkey cracks me up everytime.
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                            • maxama10
                              Take off every zig!
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 1497

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Echo419
                              The one where brian is trrying to find his mom

                              Farmer - Your fired! you Put A Seed in my farmers belly
                              Guy - but but but
                              Farmer - I'd KILL you if you werent my son!
                              Brain - Hello Sir, We can fly the plane for you. I am of a different species, and my companion here is too young to put a seed in your daughters belly
                              Farmer - Alrite you've got the job
                              they roll 10 feet in the plan, knock off both wings inbetween 2 cows
                              Stewey - Oh Jolly, can't wait till they find the black box on this one ^ ^

                              If some of you didnt find that humorous, the guy was the farmers son... read it carefully
                              Correction
                              Farmer-Your fired! you put a seed in my daughter belly!
                              Pilot- but but but
                              Farmer-I'd KILL you if you werent my son!
                              Brain-Hello Sir, We can fly the plane for you. I am of a different species, and my companion here is too young to put a seed in your daughters belly
                              Farmer-Alrite you've got the job
                              *they roll 10 feet in the plan, knock off both wings inbetween 2 cows*
                              Stewey-Oh Jolly, can't wait till they find the black box in this one

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                              • LittlePaintballBoy

                                #30
                                One thing explains it all:

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