Why Women Can't Drive

[tropical_fishy]

If women were meant to drive... they would have invented the car. But they didn't. I could explain why it takes a man to do such things... but I'll save that for another time.

Oh yes, please enlighten us as to why a penis and an oversized ego allows for superior driving skills.

[Lohman446]

Every accident I have ever been involved in = MY fault...

[Thordic]

That just gives us someplace to hold the donut while we drive...

[tropical_fishy]

That just gives us someplace to hold the donut while we drive...

That really doesn't say much for your endowment, does it?

[BlackHalo]

That really doesn't say much for your endowment, does it?

Depends on if he can eat the donut and still have 2 hands on the wheel...

I don't believe I just wrote that.

[Big'n slo]

Dead hookers can't drive

believe dat

[Thordic]

Maybe it was jelly, and I'm just messy.

[Altimas]

Maybe he enjoys a nice warm glazed donut on this shifter!

[Rudz]

lol

That really doesn't say much for your endowment, does it?

uh oh..

[glickstue]

Then there's the female Asian driver... look out!

I'll go one futher, Female asain drivers from Orange County!

*Orange County as in CA not NY

[Ken Majors]

I've always heard that women were poor drivers because they cannot judge distance very well.

The simple reason?

They have been told that this
[-----------------------------] was 6 inches for as long as they can remember.

[maxama10]

That really doesn't say much for your endowment, does it?

You should be teaching my english class.

[tropical_fishy]

You should be teaching my english class.

And why is that?

[Pneumagger]

There have been a lot of times where I have been in a situation where an accident COULD have occurred that was brought on by the following:

A) A female driver doing something stupid

B) A female in the car with me *****ing about something as I'm attempting to navigate traffic.

Both of my accidents were causes of A and B. (well B wasn't a accident, but darn well shoulda been.

A) I had just gotten my first car a week ago. I was driving to a highschool baseball game on some hilly roads near my house. I know these roads like the back of my hand, there are no driveways or turnoffs, just straight hilly 45mph road. I come up over a hill and there is a minivan just STOPPED. By the time I could react I was 10 feet from it doing about 50
This story ends with my brand new car totalled and her van off the road in a creek with her and her kids. What she was doing, only God knows

B) I was driving home through the rain with my best freind and gf. There is a section where a smaller highway merges with our highway. My girlfriend suddenly screams at the top of her lungs, scaring the living **** outta me while making us all deaf. I just saw where she was looking and noticed a car. I made a quick jerk to left at the wheel and that was enough to lose control of the Focus in the rain. We fishtailed for about 100 yards as I tried to not loose it. then we executed 2 perfect 360's before I regained control and we just continued on our way. I must say that my corrective driving was champion. That was the coolest thing ever.

Women drivers =
women backseat drivers =

[UTDragun]

Then there's the female Asian driver... look out!

QFT