Why Women Can't Drive

[mcdkid]

ok kitt was mostly the car...





at least we look good trying.

(sorry for the bigger pics, tried to get them small)

[quasimorte]

here is a stat for you. over 70% of all gas station fires are caused by women. women are more likely to get back into their cars while pumping gas. this builds up static electricity which they do not discharge by touching the car before going to get the nozzel out. thus sparking the gas fumes coming off of the tank and nozel. Women shouldn't be alowed near cars

[bornl33t]

yeah, those statistics are a little scued. As the percent of male drivers heavily outweigh the percent of Female drivers. Taking into consideration not only the sex of the driver but also time spent on the road. And the reason that young male insurance is higher is because accidents by males will more often involve an injury and not because they cause more damage. IN all actuality women cause almost 3 times more accidents then males but they are far less severe, in other words "fender benders". This is mostly because males do feel the need to do madly stupid things when their road rage sets in and women just experience the occasional "blond moment".

Either way it's sexist to insure people based on their sex and no other information. And if it was the other way around we'd have mad women throwing tampons at State Farm signs across the nation until it was at least equal. Seeing as how males don't use cotton in that manner we are at the mercy of the insurance companies and random acts of God (i.e. Hurricanes which have caused rates to increase across the board in most states.

This information is brought to you by my insurance agent who just happens to be a good friend of mine.

Either way I hope cell phones are banned across the nation. For two reasons.

a. BECAUSE IT'S A FREAKING CAR NOT A PHONE BOOTH
b. Because I can't drive ANYWHERE anymore without my girl wanting to talk to me because "I'm not busy so I have time to talk"