"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[DiRTyBuNNy]

this is my favorite thread of all time...it always makes me crack up...

[ThePatriot]

I must agree...DO NOT LET THIS THREAD DIE

[Aliens-8-MyDad]

Man this is soo funny! I loved these mostly

Tippman- can be used in hand to hand combat

and this one

wgp "airsmith not included"

also...

Angel: Free R2D2 included in every trigger frame.

kingman: we spell crap with a k

Shocker: "15lb SCUBA recommended"

WDP: "The Angel...now includes Satellite link up, and LO-Jack"

Be:"Bore sizes....our paint has varied bore sizes all in one pack for your convinance"

Kingman- "World Record outta-the-box chrono speed... 956fps!!"

Dye- "Stupid freak system....."

AGD: "Because videos from 1991 are still usefull."

[ChrisRT]

WDP: Got Money?
WGP: Cocked and ready to be fixed
BE: You've been assimilated
Bruizer: instead of R&D we use T&A

[davidb]

Smart Parts: We've made more new physics laws than there ever were tax laws.
Smart Parts Runner Up: Just because Tom Kay can't understand it doesn't mean the Magic Box doesn't work.
Smart Parts Special Mention: Play at a field where gun hits don't count and you WILL rule the day.

AGD: We're those guys who back up our claims.
AGD Runner Up: We'll never go out of business. If we ever need easy money we'll just add a five buck charge for an unlimited warranty.
AGD Special Mention: If we ever get ahold of that fairy dust, WGP and SP won't know what hit'em.

WGP fans: Ya see, it has to do with the way the valving is discomunimlated from the pump. The cross-postularation of hoses and closed-boltedness makes for an increase in the air-to-air capabilities of the... See, I knew you wouldn't understand this.

WDP: No, technically it won't outperform other electros, but it does have more buttons, and also a thermometer. Do other guns have thermometers? Of course not, because they don't have the same commitment as WDP does to have your paintball gun replace everything you own.
WDP Product Update: In the WDP tradition of giving you the bare necessities, (i.e. a thermometer for telling you whether it's hot or cold) we give to you the 2002 Angel with VSD, or Vital Sign Detection, to tell you whether or not you're still living.

DYE: Overpriced is an ancient Attic Greek word for "shiny", or "superior". That's what people mean when they say that.

Kingman: I think AGD is probably going to go under pretty soon. Why? Come on, it's been like a week since they came out with a new gun.

Zap: Sounds better than Brass Eagle Canada, doesn't it?

Brass Eagle: #1 ever since newbies stopped asking the vets for advice.
Brass Eagle Runner Up: Plastic Makes Perfect.

[bornl33t]

Originally posted by davidb


Kingman: I think AGD is probably going to go under pretty soon. Why? Come on, it's been like a week since they came out with a new gun. [/B]

lmao THAT's awsome! where did this thread come from?

[ThePatriot]

This one might have been said but i got one... WGP- we break your gun so you dont have to....

[Miscue]

DYE: Award-winning 5-Star Marketing Department.
WGP: The gun you get to fix all week. (not my quote :) )
ANS: Just sound out our name and you'll figure out where our parts come from.
WDP: Introducing Love Juice - Not for oral contact.
SPPLAT: "Everybody vs. Shatner!"
Pevs: Come pet our goat. :)

[FDB1]

i dont know if any of these have been said already but...

smart parts- yeah we're cool because our guns have stock barrels with lots of holes in them, that definately means more accuracy and range.

brass eagle- and you thought autocockers werent reliable.

wdp- 200 $ board, 150 $ anno, 400 $ milling, and 300 $ shipping. dang were good.

kingman- the guns are homemade but at least we got lots of pretty ones

zap- no-one knows why we arent out of bussiness

jt- sponsor as many people as we can!!! HAHAHA the whole world will be wearing jt masks within a matter of months HAHHAHAHAH!!!

agd- under rated tubes!!!

aci- hey bulldogs are good because they have gauges on them dont be dissin up on bulldogs

[omni]

"ANS: Just sound out our name and you'll figure out where our parts come from."



LOL !!!!!!!!!

[davidb]

up

[Cliffio]

your upping a post in the main forum, wow
never seen that
maybe you could of at least thought of somehting to put!!

[AGNH]

Dye > Got Money ?

Kingmann > Got the New Gun of the Week ?

J&J > Got Dye over a barrel !

PTP > Got Anything not on BackOrder ?

Shocker > Got Rain ?

WDP > Got E-Mail, Free HBO, and a Free Trip
to Europe with that Marker ?

Armson > Got any ideas how to sell these barrels ?

ADCO > Got any better ideas ?

JT > Got anymore of those SunGlasses ?

Tippmann > Got Dynomite ? Cause nothing else will
destroy our guns.

AGD > Got Warp with that E-Mag ?

WGP > Got Timing ?

Brass Eagle > Got WalMart ?

Smart Parts > Got any more Higher Freakin Prices ?

Bruzier > Got Girls with those guns ?

APP > Got any more great ideas like the Wrapper ?

32D > Got any of your own ideas ?

PMI > Got a Fish Tank with that Piranha ?

IAO > Got Zapped ?

Redz > Got a Neoprene Gun yet ?

[dansim]

hehe im subscibed to this for some reason

[Hexis]

Kingman: Kuality with a capital "K"!