What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

**tmnothing** · 04-20-2003, 09:09 AM

"What kind of gun is that?"
"Automag"
"YOU CANT PLAY WITH AUTOMATICS HERE!"
"Ok"

**Xerces** · 04-20-2003, 09:27 AM

its just funny to hear the 'tricked out spider snipers' tel you that mags suck, especially when they don't even know what it is.

'does kingman make that?'

**Peach** · 04-20-2003, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by JT2002
well, i think that was a mayhem hehe. but what i was talking about was this. lol. see the tube? think of a mag! lol. i just though it was funny although i am very pro mag..

you know what? mags need more respect, which they can get by more exposure. in order to do that, i think tom should lower the price of all X mags ordered from today on to say 650. that would help get us lots of exposure! or tom could just send me an x mag for a week to "test" hehe , but mainly to bring to my local field on a monday night (monday is BYOP night so it gets really crazy there.)because there are a lot of anti mag people there and i would really like to show them how good the new X-Mag is. Hey tom any way u can do this? just for a week to show to teh locals? Ive got credit cards!!! and im not jokin either, id really like to do that!!!

Didn't you say in the epic post how you would give them a false credit card, or fake ID and run off with the gun... HMMM

**JT2002** · 04-20-2003, 09:52 AM

dude do you know the difference between serious and a joke? usually, a statement followed by a

, or a

, or any of the others ususally indicates the idea of a joke. im not that type of person, and whenever i keep joking bout someting in ur epic thread you keep acting like im totally serious. anydways with the epics, lol, im over in NY, im gonn ahave to go fly a plane out to SC to try em, and then Fly back. oh wait, for the cost of plane i could just buy one

. lighten up bro and have some fun!

**Peach** · 04-20-2003, 10:41 AM

I know you were joking, it's not that hard to notice

Make sure you have a comment. :P

Kid:"Oh wow! Nice angel"
Me:"It's not an angel, it's an automag."
Kid:"Oh, those suck" *Walks off*

**JT2002** · 04-20-2003, 10:45 AM

the worst that ever happened dealing with me was when me, my timmy, and the kid with the mag that i sold to him went to the indoor field, when he goes there and goes to get tank filled before we play, he tells the guys he bought the gun from me. then they ask how much and he says 250. (it was 250 for a setup that cost over 400 and had mostly new parts in it.) they then go on ranting about how i ripped him off and shiz. the ghey thing is they dont even have a clue of how to fix a mag.

**wobbles82** · 04-20-2003, 10:55 AM

Hehe, great thread

Yea..this one guy Chuck told my friend " Mags are pussy guns, only pussys shoot them" what does that mean? lol

When I pull my RT Pro out kids go "WHAT KIND OF COCKER IS THAT! *its not a cocker* oh so its an angel then"

"Mags are blenders with crappy expansion chambers" dumbest one ive heard

"Mags shoot so inconsistent...between a Tippy or mag I would take a tippy"

"WHy buy a mag when you can get a cocker and shoot faster"

Thats not all, but they slowed down after they got bunkered with my RT

, sall good.

**ZyperioN** · 04-20-2003, 11:48 AM

the store manager owns 2 cockers, a shocker, and a timmy.

**SI|ENT|3O|3** · 04-20-2003, 11:59 AM

this wasn't bad...i actually loved hearing it. i was at the Dallas AO meet, and i was dryfireing my retro mag in the staging area and
Tom Kaye: "Is that a mechanical mag?"
me: "yeah"
TK: "thats pretty rippin for a mechanical mag"

that made my day

-sebastian

**Lee** · 04-20-2003, 12:32 PM

jt...thats an m3 "grease gun" nicnamed that by troops in ww2 because of it's resmeblance to one.
they were made to replace the thompsan. thompsans were something like 400$ to produce in ww2 whereas the grease gun was cost 15$.

i have a skull full of useless trivia thats good for absolutely nothing other than to impress myself....

**JT2002** · 04-20-2003, 02:01 PM

yeah i know that lol. i was just adding it to the thread for the fun of it

**1stdeadeye** · 04-20-2003, 03:38 PM

First day out at OTP in NJ with the X-Mag.
Newb: Cool gun, what kind of Spyder is that?
Me:

Looking to buy E-Mag at NPS:

Me: What about an E-Mag?
Jared: Well, they are superfast and easy to repair, but they a friggin' bricks? (Heavy)
Me: Haulin' bricks doesn't bother me.

**GatoLoco** · 05-08-2003, 08:29 PM

From my post on pbreview

i posted this earlier today...

Anywho, it seems that mag bashers' rumors are all but pointless now.

"Mags Chop." Lvl 10, warp, or eye
"Mags are slow" x valve, retro valve, rt valve, dont get me started on the speed of emags (especially tunaman's x-mag)
"Mags kick too much." Super bolt, lvl ten
"Mags barrels are terrible." ULE bodies
"Mags are ugly." Check out some bodies on AO, I saw Tuna's PBX in person, tell me its ugly, i dare you.
"Mags are heavy." First of all, if you lack the ability to cary >10lbs, but if you insist, ule bodies and x valves.
"Mags errrrr, have no range YA!." First of all, most paintmarkers have the same range. I say most because of flatlined markers, and ooooh excuse me, whats that, a z-body? o well, i guess some mags DO have MORE range than imps, some cockers, angels, ect.
"Mags have bad tech support." How to deal with this question: Repeat after me. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

**BTAutoMag** · 05-08-2003, 08:32 PM

THIS THREAD LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everytime i think frankenstein is finanly dead someone sews on another part

**LittlePaintballBoy** · 05-08-2003, 09:54 PM

me and my dad are at twisted pb in stockton and i asked why there werent any mags on the wall.
owner: o, your a magger.
me: yeah, id prefer it over any of those cockers or angels.
me: why dont you like em?
owner: theyre hard to maintain and shootdown alot.
i buy a barrel condom and walk out. my dad says while were walkin to the car " guy probably never seen a mag in his life.

it was pretty funny.