Anyone up for a game of Calvinball?

[paint magnet]

Winner gets a transmogrifier!!

I'll start it off-

paint magnet sneaks off toward the goal line, not knowing that his own goal is on top of the opposing team's and will thus negate any score when....

[Cryer]

Cryer grabs the flag, shifting both goal postitions across the field...

[dansim]

cyrer thinks he grabs the flag but indeed, grabbed dansim's clevery disgused black hole vortexer! suddenly a black hole ERUPTS from the flag sucking both itself and the very skin from cryers body into it!
meanwhile dansim grabs teh real flag and runs to the old baseline!

[-=Squid=-]

...but unbeknownst to dansim squid carefully placed goggles on his face which gave the illusion that all of this happened, when I just so happen to be running to my goalline, which has been clerverly disquised as the opposing teams goaline...


edit: I have just been inspired to bust out my old calvin and hobbes books...

[Fred]

Fred reminds Dansim that he needs to run bases 1-7 backwards before he can cross the goal line!

[dansim]

but i thought the fence post was#7, hey who put these goggles on my head??? is this some kinda conspiricay!!??!! how long have i been running around like this? not since birth!! omg what could i have missed ,are they even my parents maybe these are some vision altering goggle that convert aliens to people.....they'll NEVER take me alive, common hobbes we gota warn ... i mean we gotta watch the aliens eat susie!

[-=Squid=-]

Originally posted by dansim
but i thought the fence post was#7, hey who put these goggles on my head??? is this some kinda conspiricay!!??!! how long have i been running around like this? not since birth!! omg what could i have missed ,are they even my parents maybe these are some vision altering goggle that convert aliens to people.....they'll NEVER take me alive, common hobbes we gota warn ... i mean we gotta watch the aliens eat susie!

finally after 298 days dansim took off the goggles, but little does he know that he is no longer in America. Squid scored 87 times while the goggles were on. Dont forget, you have to run backwards to score. Oh ya, hobbes is on my side now. But little does he know that im a double agent.

[BobTheCow]

Sucker, that's not hobbes, that's just some stupid stuffed tiger!!!! Hobbes has been running around backwards for me, while I was rearranging the bases, not to mention adding the 8th one. All scores negated, Cow-Tiger duo ravages the score.

Is it wrong that I have more than a dozen Calvin and Hobbes books, AKA the best comic EVER?!?!?

[dansim]

hobbes???,hobbes comeon out old sir pounce alot! hmm where could he be?
wait a sec, im not home anymore, im surrounded in trees.thick green jungle trees.
where am i???
(evil grin)
*thud*
*thud*
*thud*
-The mighty dansimasourus lurks int the prehistoric jungle searching for his next victim-

[Koosh]

TheFlamingKoosh asks for a copy of the official rules... Recieves the calvinball thrown directly at his head as a result.

[-=Squid=-]

ahahha... some of these replies are priceless.

[Will Wood]

Originally posted by TheFlamingKoosh
TheFlamingKoosh asks for a copy of the official rules... Recieves the calvinball thrown directly at his head as a result.

There are no rules, you make it up as you go. Basically, say whatever the hell you want. ^^

[Cryer]

will wood is penalized 14 points and has to sing the teapot song as a result of his explaining the game to a new player. Aswell, he is to be referred to henceforth as "little willy wood" as he forfeits the ball to Cryer, who then tags the flag pole and reverses gravity

[dansim]

*floats into the air* "roooooooaaaaarrr! grrr,huh??"
suddenly the mighty dansimasourus is no longer planted firmly on the ground, he is now the mighty flying dansimadactyl! closing in on america he sees the game of calvinball, and it apears someone is singing the teapot song
"must be a new player dansimadactyl thought to himself"
swooping in he snatches teh ball from cryers mitts and lands in the Ultimate 100 pointzone located on teh top of little willy wood's house

100 points for me!

[edweird]

Edweird gomes to grasp with the fact the number on his jersey is far to high to be a flag carrier... so he posts up on a center left can and shoots a lane. :P