Greatest Paintball Quotes?

[tech-chan]

Im looking for some great quotes for some t-shirts... Hit me with the best you got!

P.S. I did'nt put this in the friendly forum because it is on topic, mainly paintball.

[trevorjk]

muppet mower
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about sums it up

[B-Pow]

We're not surrounded, it's a target rich enviroment!

*I would link to the shirt from Doc's Machine, but that part of his site is blocked from my cubicle.*

[sandfreestyle]

Blue Balls Suck (pic of a blue paintballs underneath)

I love the bush (pic of a player in the bushes)

[foefumm]

Dang I forgot the name of the guy that said this, but it was in APG magazine a long time ago when they reviewed the F1 Illustrator.
"This is the last gun I will ever need."

[sandfreestyle]

i thought of this one this morning
New Gear: $800
Case of Paint: $60
Field Addmission: $25
Getting Your First Goggle Shot: Priceless

[psychowarden]

We're not surrounded, it's a target rich enviroment!

*I would link to the shirt from Doc's Machine, but that part of his site is blocked from my cubicle.*

Shirts are done selling anyways :P

My favorite paintball quote is:

"Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional."

[blizpaintball42]

Wasn't it Evil that had stickers that said "Are those my balls on your face?"

[Pneumagger]

"If there's still clean spots need to try more run throughs."

"AGG... hittin guys from the back position every weekend"


I once called positions out by geometric shapes because I didn't know the slang.

Me: "He's behind the angular thing"
Behemoth: "the dorito?"
Me: "What!?!, No that's the polyhedron... he's behind the quadrilateral prism thing"
Behemoth: "The aztec?"
Me: "Yeah that's it... and there's another guy behind the semi-cylinder on it's side"
Behemoth: "goddamit joe, that's a carwash"

What ever happened to woodsball and just hiding behing rocks and bushes?

[Warwitch]

"People either have values and character or they do not, there is no middle ground." - Billy Gardner




Oh the irony.

[TnDeathInc]

Dont worry I cant hit you from here, Mags break paint remember?

[BREAD_DA_PAINTER]

I once called positions out by geometric shapes because I didn't know the slang.

Me: "He's behind the angular thing"
Behemoth: "the dorito?"
Me: "What!?!, No that's the polyhedron... he's behind the quadrilateral prism thing"
Behemoth: "The aztec?"
Me: "Yeah that's it... and there's another guy behind the semi-cylinder on it's side"
Behemoth: "goddamit joe, that's a carwash"

What ever happened to woodsball and just hiding behing rocks and bushes?[/QUOTE]


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[tech-chan]

These are the best ones so far:

"Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional."

"This is the last gun I will ever need."

[usagi_tetsu]

"People either have values and character or they do not, there is no middle ground." - Billy Gardner

Oh the irony.

Saw this one in person at an SCA event: guy comes barrelling into the shieldwall, not taking anyone's shots, and is eventually driven physically to the ground by a superior mass of opposing fighters. On his belt was a favor that said "Death before dishonor". Think he got those backwards.


My favorite paintball quote, especially funny if you say it while thumping your vein like a junky prepping for a shot - "I'm not addicted, I only do it on weekends with friends, I can quit anytime I want..."

[Dewok82]

"Show me an inch and I'll show you the deadbox."