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  • tech-chan
    is the TKO of design.
    • Nov 2006
    • 875

    #1

    Greatest Paintball Quotes?

    Im looking for some great quotes for some t-shirts... Hit me with the best you got!

    P.S. I did'nt put this in the friendly forum because it is on topic, mainly paintball.
  • trevorjk
    <S>WooLooLoo</S>
    • Dec 2002
    • 4324

    #2
    muppet mower
    agg
    gat


    about sums it up
    t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."

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    • B-Pow
      patented being bad people
      • Jul 2007
      • 209

      #3
      We're not surrounded, it's a target rich enviroment!

      *I would link to the shirt from Doc's Machine, but that part of his site is blocked from my cubicle.*

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      • sandfreestyle
        Registered User

        • Jan 2008
        • 1367

        #4
        Blue Balls Suck (pic of a blue paintballs underneath)

        I love the bush (pic of a player in the bushes)

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        • foefumm
          Registered User
          • Dec 2007
          • 58

          #5
          Dang I forgot the name of the guy that said this, but it was in APG magazine a long time ago when they reviewed the F1 Illustrator.
          "This is the last gun I will ever need."

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          • sandfreestyle
            Registered User

            • Jan 2008
            • 1367

            #6
            i thought of this one this morning
            New Gear: $800
            Case of Paint: $60
            Field Addmission: $25
            Getting Your First Goggle Shot: Priceless

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            • psychowarden
              Registered User
              • Oct 2005
              • 1118

              #7
              Originally posted by B-Pow
              We're not surrounded, it's a target rich enviroment!

              *I would link to the shirt from Doc's Machine, but that part of his site is blocked from my cubicle.*
              Shirts are done selling anyways :P

              My favorite paintball quote is:

              "Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional."

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              • blizpaintball42
                Registered User
                • Feb 2003
                • 139

                #8
                Wasn't it Evil that had stickers that said "Are those my balls on your face?"

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                • Pneumagger
                  I like 'Mags.

                  • Jun 2006
                  • 3556

                  #9
                  "If there's still clean spots need to try more run throughs."

                  "AGG... hittin guys from the back position every weekend"


                  I once called positions out by geometric shapes because I didn't know the slang.

                  Me: "He's behind the angular thing"
                  Behemoth: "the dorito?"
                  Me: "What!?!, No that's the polyhedron... he's behind the quadrilateral prism thing"
                  Behemoth: "The aztec?"
                  Me: "Yeah that's it... and there's another guy behind the semi-cylinder on it's side"
                  Behemoth: "goddamit joe, that's a carwash"

                  What ever happened to woodsball and just hiding behing rocks and bushes?
                  Last edited by Pneumagger; 02-01-2008, 12:09 PM.

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                  • Warwitch
                    Resident Skeptic

                    • May 2006
                    • 3176

                    #10
                    "People either have values and character or they do not, there is no middle ground." - Billy Gardner




                    Oh the irony.

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                    • TnDeathInc
                      AKA's are my new thing
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 651

                      #11
                      Dont worry I cant hit you from here, Mags break paint remember?

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                      • BREAD_DA_PAINTER
                        GO DAWGS... Im a G8R-H8R

                        • Mar 2006
                        • 1034

                        #12
                        I once called positions out by geometric shapes because I didn't know the slang.

                        Me: "He's behind the angular thing"
                        Behemoth: "the dorito?"
                        Me: "What!?!, No that's the polyhedron... he's behind the quadrilateral prism thing"
                        Behemoth: "The aztec?"
                        Me: "Yeah that's it... and there's another guy behind the semi-cylinder on it's side"
                        Behemoth: "goddamit joe, that's a carwash"

                        What ever happened to woodsball and just hiding behing rocks and bushes?[/QUOTE]


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                        • tech-chan
                          is the TKO of design.
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 875

                          #13
                          These are the best ones so far:

                          "Paintball isn't a lifestyle, it's a life, style is optional."

                          "This is the last gun I will ever need."

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                          • usagi_tetsu
                            steel rabbit flings paint
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 205

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Warwitch
                            "People either have values and character or they do not, there is no middle ground." - Billy Gardner

                            Oh the irony.

                            Saw this one in person at an SCA event: guy comes barrelling into the shieldwall, not taking anyone's shots, and is eventually driven physically to the ground by a superior mass of opposing fighters. On his belt was a favor that said "Death before dishonor". Think he got those backwards.


                            My favorite paintball quote, especially funny if you say it while thumping your vein like a junky prepping for a shot - "I'm not addicted, I only do it on weekends with friends, I can quit anytime I want..."

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                            • Dewok82
                              Registered User
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 433

                              #15
                              "Show me an inch and I'll show you the deadbox."

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