Greatest Paintball Quotes?

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  • Watcher
    aka CavDragoneb12
    • Apr 2008
    • 867

    #76
    I'd always just switch the shoulder the tank is on.

    Back when I shot a piranha e-force I tried shooting switch more than a few times and it does work if you can do it fast enough (and that's the key phrase), but I eventually warp'd the piranha and stopped

    Have since been shooting my warp'd 'mag.


    Another saying I love is "CHECK YOUR HOPPER" when it is said over and over, loudly, and while walking toward a newbie and pointing straight armed at them.


    I don't know why, but I love being plagued by questions about the warp feed from people who don't know what it is.
    It's all mechanics, they ask how it works, why it does what it does, why I wanted it, advantages, disadvantages, etc.
    And you always catch the under the breath remarks like "that thing costs like $100, why spend that when you can just get a halo?" or "It looks like it'd really throw off the balance." or even "How can he switch hands?"
    Then there is the obvious mockery of me leaning out of corners by others in the dead box that I catch as I walk by and then they pretend that they weren't doing it when I look at them Then I usually say something like "If you lean out like that you'll be shot before you see who shot you."
    It's like playing stock class, if you have to ask... they wouldn't understand anyway

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    • snoopay700
      Serious About Men

      • Jan 2006
      • 3071

      #77
      Originally posted by Watcher
      I'd always just switch the shoulder the tank is on.
      That's what i do, works for me, and it's quick.
      Il n'y a point de sots si incommodes que ceux qui ont de l'esprit.

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      • skife
        Unregistered User
        • Feb 2003
        • 2769

        #78
        most of you newbie's won't remember this

        "DOO DOO BROWN!, she's all about consistancy, that and pleasing her master" Rocky cagnoni




        [21:00] < FunkTehChillinMunky > I've got a Warped Sportz Dark Talon

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        • than205
          Dancer of the kookie jig!
          • Dec 2001
          • 947

          #79
          Searched this thread...
          If I missed this one I'm sorry.
          The one I keep repeating is... from Tom (or so I think/remember).

          "If your not getting hit, you aren't trying hard enough."
          Thanotos

          http://www.factcheck.org

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          • CaptainMorgan13
            Registered User
            • May 2007
            • 62

            #80
            Doo Doo Brown, I actually got to hold that angel, before it was auctioned off...

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            • hostiletek
              Registered User
              • Apr 2006
              • 59

              #81
              Boy, you can tell this isnt MCB


              Or this one woulda been on the first page



              "You mean I have to pump this every time I wanna shoot?"
              When I show them my sniper2

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              • TeamBob
                SKYLINE PAINTBALL
                • Sep 2008
                • 976

                #82
                tsl

                -Talent
                -Skill
                -Life

                Some call it a talent
                Some call it a skill
                I call it a Life (life in bold, my comp wont let me do this)

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                • 2fast2smart

                  #83
                  Originally posted by one_quick_ta

                  R etard
                  A ssistance
                  M ode
                  P lease



                  My favorite.
                  Back when I had a Cocker, I used to go into my local shop with it a lot, and my line was always:
                  "I didn't break it, I just fixed it wrong."

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                  • malJohann
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 187

                    #84
                    Just thought this up, don't know if it's been used before.

                    They say my balls taste funny.

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                    • 2fast2smart

                      #85
                      Originally posted by malJohann
                      Just thought this up, don't know if it's been used before.

                      They say my balls taste funny.

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                      • Braxo
                        Registered User
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 28

                        #86
                        Ref: "Wow, what kind of marker is that?"

                        Me: "Automag RT ULE."

                        Ref: "I haven't seen one of those in years, how did you keep it in such great condition?"

                        Me: "This is actually the first day I am using it, I am liking it so far."

                        Ref: "Who did you buy it from that kept it in such great condition."

                        Me: "Umm, Airgun Designs. Just bought it from the factory a few months ago. Finally using it today."

                        Ref: "They are still making markers?"

                        Me:

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                        • Abizdafuzz
                          The Toolbelt
                          • Aug 2007
                          • 113

                          #87
                          Originally posted by hostiletek
                          "You mean I have to pump this every time I wanna shoot?"
                          I get that one alot, and I have only one response...

                          Yep, its alot of fun because it requires skill!!!

                          -they normally just walk away after that.

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                          • rabidchihauhau
                            What Oppenheimer said 7/16
                            • Sep 2001
                            • 766

                            #88
                            For those who have been playing too long:

                            Charlie Holton (one of the originals) was suffering through some long-winded diatribe from a clueless newbie about how they ought to go about dealing with a particular field situation.

                            Charles kept on naysaying the guy, which finally drew a comment, something like -'oh yeah, so how long you been playing that you know so much?' and Charlie, in is inimitable style replied -

                            "Son, I've got socks that have been playing longer than you."

                            I think the quotes I've heard the most over the years are:

                            "Does it hurt?"
                            "That's expensive!"
                            "Can you sponsor us?"
                            and
                            "We're gonna win this tournament!" (from the guys who have never been to one)
                            VENGEANCE PAINTBALL DISTRIBUTORS
                            X.O. INDUSTRIES PAINTBALLS

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                            • SR_matt
                              Santa Sucks
                              • Jun 2006
                              • 1072

                              #89
                              Originally posted by 2fast2smart



                              My favorite.
                              Back when I had a Cocker, I used to go into my local shop with it a lot, and my line was always:
                              "I didn't break it, I just fixed it wrong."
                              no no no, its just venting for accuracy

                              -matt

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                              • 2fast2smart

                                #90
                                Originally posted by SR_matt
                                no no no, its just venting for accuracy

                                -matt

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