Greatest Paintball Quotes?

[usagi_tetsu]

Sidebar on SCA quotes: Tarnish their armor not their reputation

Which Kingdom are you in? If Caid would that have been an Orkney per chance?

Nay, I tarnish not their reputation, only tell the truth as I see it. =D

I'm from Calontir, personally, and the story was about an Atenveldter at Estrella the year we named Phaedra's Gate for our Queen.

[OneUp]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

From a PM in mcarterbrown:

oh lordy

the 'Tom Kaye '08' bit is because he is who I am going to vote for this coming November (write in ballot of course) because I can't stand any of the drooling morons currently running for prez


Tom Kaye '08
^^thats who I am voting for this year^^

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.
^^thats something I told my Wife once^^

Discuss.

[SR_matt]

pssssst, you for got to insert the hand motion ^^
-matt

[SummaryJudgement]

"Hey, stick your finger in the breach and see if my LVL10 is working......."

[tech-chan]

Holy thread resurection batman!

Anyone got any more good quotes?

[Old School 626]

Here's another that I saw at an SCA event....


Be intolerant, something really are stupid.

[tech-chan]

THATS HOW I ROLL

[paint magnet]

I always liked the old JT shirts that had a picture of a player with a white splat in the middle of his goggles and the caption:

"Now you know how your girl feels!"

[jade_monkey07]

I always liked the old JT shirts that had a picture of a player with a white splat in the middle of his goggles and the caption:

"Now you know how your girl feels!"

thats my favorite!

[badfish314]

Playing at a CCPL event years ago when I shot a bad guy in the face. I promptly yelled for the reff to "check his face!!!". It has evolved into "check your face", works real well adding insult to injury.

[SR_matt]

Playing at a CCPL event years ago when I shot a bad guy in the face. I promptly yelled for the reff to "check his face!!!". It has evolved into "check your face", works real well adding insult to injury.

similar thing with my friend. he was able to one ball a guy through a small hole in the woods ball bunker he was in right on the lens then yelled "tea bag", he has been able to do it 2 or 3 times

-matt

[chill will]

Here are a couple of oldies but goodies.

First get your self into character.

Your motivation is that you are mad, really mad, I mean throwem up and lets go 2 rounds in a cage mad.

And the ACTION begins!!




1. YOUR GONE!!!!!

and lets not forget

2. CHECK HIM REF!!!!

[rednosepit79]

i read one somewhere,cant remember where though- Jesus wouldn't wipe! with a pic of buddy jesus from dogma in the back ground

[badfish314]

i read one somewhere,cant remember where though- Jesus wouldn't wipe! with a pic of buddy jesus from dogma in the back ground

I have 2 bumper stickers that have that on them. Good Stuff.

[Bang and Breach]

It Happens on a random monday
Coming back late from an event, or late on a sunday night right before you're about to get on the plane and be frisked for the third time
You're driving, you're flying, you're sitting in an airport seat with boys from the team.
you're drinking stale coffee trying to stay awake.
you're explaining the fat welt on the side of you're neck to a confused stranger or a best friend.
you're coming back to the other life, the one without paintball, where noone understands why you do it.
you're tired, working off little sleep, and the question creeps up and you try to ignore it.
Why do i do this? why the travel? why the losses? the missed work; the missed school. hours of practice and the complaining girlfriend.
because the lore of living a paintball life is just oo potent.
and the products of the road, the travel, are forever in memories in strange lands with stranger people.
because at tournaments you feel as though you can live as loud as you want.
it's worth all the sacrifices its worth all the bull****.
cause if you work hard enough, a sunday will roll around and you'll be in the huddle screaming, you're hand in, one of ten, playing for the world title.
and suddenly al of those cliche's you've ever heard make sense, and you are defined.
you say it to yourself and it means everything.
"I am a paintball player, and this moment right here is my life."

Matty Marshall