Greatest Paintball Quotes?

[Red77]

my favorite paintball quote is more of a pump vs. semi quote, here goes:

"pumpers, we put our balls where you can't"

[211]

I hear this every time I go to the field

Tag 'em, Bag 'em, Automag 'em

[ah137]

"I should have shot her in the ovaries"


True quote

[Old School 626]

Saw this one in person at an SCA event: guy comes barrelling into the shieldwall, not taking anyone's shots, and is eventually driven physically to the ground by a superior mass of opposing fighters. On his belt was a favor that said "Death before dishonor". Think he got those backwards.


My favorite paintball quote, especially funny if you say it while thumping your vein like a junky prepping for a shot - "I'm not addicted, I only do it on weekends with friends, I can quit anytime I want..."

Sidebar on SCA quotes: Tarnish their armor not their reputation

Which Kingdom are you in? If Caid would that have been an Orkney per chance?

[SR_matt]

well its more of an personal thing because this was shouted by a friend at a game but... "SURRENDER........ FAT BOY!"

and then the good old sound you hear in a story when some ones hoper runs out "bap bap bap bap bap bap bap WEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

-matt

[thegrayghost]

hey Joe, is it clear over there? yep! all clear here...lolololo....it may have been clear yesterday, but today its not, SPLATT....

[Chaos_Theory!]

Its already on a shirt by Understood but my personal favorite quote is "Its Like Chess With Guns"

[going_home]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

EDIT: Apparently this is an error and not a Tom Kaye quote, the MCB'er PM'ed me that has it in his sig .

[psychowarden]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

Haha, that was good.

[flyingpootang]

My favorite quote:
Only women's toys needs batteries.

[djellum]

A few

"speedballers kill babies" - someone said it at an event, dont remember them but the quote stuck.

the other two I just thought of to give a few choices.

"Electro's = Compensation"

"To serve as a warning to others is an underrated contribution" - simple stick drawing of a fat kid behind a skinny tree.

[hmudd13]

This is one I spoke with big smile back in '86.
It was one of personal satisfaction.
After crawling behind a guy in a ninja suit for 20 minutes, he turns and says " wait....you guys red?"
I said "blue...... red is dead" .62 cal. in the butt at 250 fps!!!!!!!

[THA_RAT]

You can run, but you'll only die tired.

Or

If your run, you'll only die tired.

[OneUp]

A book has moving parts. They're called pages.

Tom Kaye '08

zomg, i never thought of books that way. I guess that's why Tom could come up with the automag

Quote that maggers might lol at:

"The increased chamber changes the pop on the ball from a low volume, high pressure pop to a high volume, low pressure pop."

[trevorjk]

My favorite quote:
Only women's toys needs batteries.