I always thought the "no batteries required" stickers were ironic, considering most of the people that had them on their guns used motorized loaders.
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"We have them right where we rant them, surrounded from the inside!!!"
I lol'dComment
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I used to have a life,
Now I play paintball
Save wiping for the bathroom.
Play the game honest.
I'm only wearing this because
my paintball gear's in the wash.
Will bunker for food.
For the refs:
If you don't put your barrel blocker on
I will shoot you where the sun don't shine.Comment
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"THAT ION WILL FIT UP YOUR *** WITH THE PROPER AMOUNT OF FORCE!
THE FRONT:
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THE BACK:
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Amen brother.Comment
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This one's from some random guy on the SpecOps forums years ago.
"I got a stiffi from some guy on the internet."
You could add a comment specifying length if you'd like.Comment
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I've been asked this in two different scenarios...
"Should we be doing this?"Comment
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I'll show you how to screw that stiffi into that breech!
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the first one on one i played with my girl i shot her from like 5 feet in the upper thigh... first shot hot... she dropped to the ground once i realized where she was actually hit (to my relief) i yelled infront of a few spectators
"I thought I shot off your Vagina"Comment
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Originally posted by one_quick_ta
must be a new guy in the workings of a vagina
silly rabbit vaginas are on the inside 
t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."Comment
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well if he had shot her there he would have shot off all rights to itOriginally posted by trevorjk
must be a new guy in the workings of a vagina silly rabbit vaginas are on the inside 
-mattComment
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Kid: I would have hit him if I had switched hands faster.
Me: So don't switch hands.
Kid (angerly): You have to shoot lefty out the left side of a bunker.
Me (looks at warp feed): ... I don't...
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Kid: Anybody got a pod?
Tyger: Want 10? (offers tube)
Kid: Anybody? Pod? (slides into nearby bunker)
Tyger: Try to do nice things for people and they run away from you...
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Unknown: The day you ramp is the day paintball stops being fun.
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Here's one for a shirt for a woodsballer, kind of:
I throw tourney grenades.
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Me: What you shootin'?
Kid: An ION. What about you?
Me: An Automag RT.
Kid: Never heard of it.
Me: Let me put it this way. When's your birthday?
Kid: Ugh, 1995...
Me: Yeah, this gun is almost as old as you.
Kid: ...
Me: ... yeah.Comment
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i stand corrected
i have been corrected my quote was "i thought i shot your vagina"... not shot it off. she remembers that day too well...
also got another few
Ramping is training wheels for a paintball gun
-me
R etard
A ssistance
M ode
P lease
there is also an old army col that playes at our field... hes awesome, definately a charicter he got into an arguement with some punk kid and the kid put his gun in the Col. face to which the Col. replied
"thats not a 45 its an ego, if you dont get it out of my face im gonna rip it out of your hands, shove the barrell up your a** and use you as a popsicle"
Watched a ref get lit up one time and he was pissed he yelled at the kid...
"Are you dumb or just color blind cant you see im wearing orange!"
For anyone out there that refs you will recognize this woodsball quote
Newbe: Paint check ref!!!
Ref: where
Newbe: behind the tree...
Hey your mom was wrong... last night she told me you couldnt wipe yourself -meComment
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Same here, and i don't use a warp. i never really got why people think that, i've never been hit on my left side while doing that too.Originally posted by WatcherIl n'y a point de sots si incommodes que ceux qui ont de l'esprit.Comment
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3rd it,Originally posted by snoopay700
heck if you shoot righty out the left side and visa versa and take your other hand and go under your gun instead of around its much tighter any way.
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