Greatest Paintball Quotes?

[Josh2Xtremes]

From World Cup Last Year at the PGi House...

Josh: Hey Robbo, wanna know the quickest way to make a million dollars in paintball?
Robbo: Sure mate!
Josh: Start with 2 million.


Have a nice day.

[Doobie]

Josh: Hey Robbo, wanna know the quickest way to make a million dollars in paintball?
Robbo: Sure mate!
Josh: Start with 2 million.


Have a nice day.

Awesome!

Here's one for the old AO'ers.

"Check his JunK!" Who said it first...and who abused the hell out of it?

[ZEROte]

Awesome!

Here's one for the old AO'ers.

"Check his JunK!" Who said it first...and who abused the hell out of it?

i believe that was from scao day 1 when jon comprado got shot....in the junk.

[TeamJackal37]

Here for the love of the game

[tech-chan]

Your mom can finger that gun better than you can!

[SR_matt]

"put your condom on"

immature, yes. funny, nonetheless

-matt

[tech-chan]

I'm so sorry, I seem to have stepped on your Ion and broke it....

If it'll make you feel better you can stomp on my Mag a few times.

[SR_matt]

ooooooo just remembered one

kid i worked with walked up with an ion

me:fart parts.

kid:smart parts, smart choice

ion: pssssssttttttttt!!!!! ~as it blew out its own selenoid

-matt

[paint magnet]

i believe that was from scao day 1 when jon comprado got shot....in the junk.

I thought it was AGD Jon who shot somebody in the junk?

*edit*

And I was the one standing around for the briefing at SCAO I holding my Autococker when a hose blew off the 3-way. Imagine the harassment.

[Enemy]

i must go stroke my cocker

would you like to polish my 14 in boomstick

same with all american, or pipe

chuff, chuff

my own was you may have 14 in, but i get it done with 8!.... (minimag barrel)

me at tourney, "aww man ref you gotta check my nuts" ref " yeah your gone" me "really cuz im limp, it should have bounced!"

[SCpoloRicker]

My Drinking Team has a Paintball Problem

/geez, I'm the first with this
//also, AFTICA

[xtreme paintball]

Everyone forgot the ever-classic:

Paintballers do it 'till their balls break

[tech-chan]

OMG, thats an epic win.

[koleah]

My favorite quote:
Only women's toys needs batteries.

I'm sorry, but this one is still the best. The this-is-how-your-gf-feels approaches best-ness, but this one still tops it.



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[hardr0ck68]

I was on an AO team once in New Orleans for the MGO, we rocked the first day...day two after the drinking was rough. Load was on that team..

Well x-ball was new, it was right after the big split in the pro world and I was sitting with Rocky on the benches (he had quite the following) Rocky went NPPL, and he was watching Bob long and his boys play x-ball.


Bob was coaching his men and Rocky was screwin with them shotting "he's comming, he's comming for you" when there was no one around. Bobby was getting pi... upset. So bob told Rocky to shut his mouth.

Bob was wearing a **** that said:
intimidator: $999
Revy: $99
Case of paint $65

Head shot: Priceless

Well when bob got back to coaching Rocky shouted, "hey Bob if you paid $99 for a revy, you got screwed"

Well that was it, Bob was so pi.....upset he walked away.

Maybe it was a you had to be there moment...but I still laugh when I think about Bobs fat ol face tellin Rocky to shut up.



As for a simple quote...hot about this (read it in an APG a player shouted it when his men were encircled in a big game) "We have them right where we rant them, surrounded from the inside!!!"