Official "Stupidest Thing a Customer has said" thread

[Glickman]

Well, how about you?

Working at a Gas/Bait Dock:
"When i unfreeze these spearings, will they come back to life?"

[tropical_fishy]

Well, how about you?

Working at a Gas/Bait Dock:
"When i unfreeze these spearings, will they come back to life?"

I worked at a summer camp, in which all the children wear bright yellow shirts, with red shorts. There were >300 of them running around in a field, and a parent came up to me and asked, "where are the junior guards?"

.... did you MISS the highlighter-yellow tshirts, woman?

On the fourth of july I worked the beach and I had an english-impared old man come up and ask me which way the beach was.

[warpig13]

helpin my dad at his restaurant

finished takin order, and the lady bought a bottled beer so I said "your number is 186, and the beer tubs are over there."

she says " thanks. where are the beer tubs at?"

[evildead420]

well, i over heard someone at jumba juice ordering a some fruit shake and the mofo asked to put "ranch dressing" in it. what is he thinking or wanted? thats the latest stupid thing a customer has said. what a wierdo.

oh yea, i dont work there fyi

[Lohman446]

I was trying to align my vehicle myself....

/With what, your Stanley?

[cowboy_00]

I work at a Gas station that closes promptly at 4:00 sunday afternoon, its prompt because i wanna go home.

I have 2 signs that both say sorry we are closed and an LED sign that reads open/closed. as well as having the lights out.

Sometimes when i have to finish paperwork it can take me up to 2 hours

so at around 5:45 (more than an hour and a half after i closed) i still have ppl coming up asking for gas and wondering why the pumps will not start.

I just leave em there till they see the signs right in front of their face.

Then they knock a few more times and i start laughing hysterically

[Pyroboy597]

One of my friends wanted to order Buffalo Wings at this retaurant near the movie theater. She went up and asked the guy for buffalo wings, and he asked her "Hot or Mild?". She answered, "Which one is hotter?".

[Will Wood]

I think I made a thread just like this a couple years ago..

Man I had a couple good ones recently too, I forgot them.. Sad part was after it happened I was like "I should post that.." But I forgot

Not really stupid things, but stupid people. I work at the Home Depot. I sold a grill to someone (Assembled) After paying for it they are like "This is gonna fit in my car, right?" .. HONDA CIVIC. YEA. Huge *** assembled grill. Its gonna fit... Thats just the begining of it though. the things people expect to fit in their cars. And get mad at us because they can;t.

[BobTheCow]

I worked at Target as a cashier over winter break, ugh. EVERY SINGLE TIME something wouldn't scan properly, without fail, the smartass customer would retort with "heh, guess it must be free!" My God that gets old quickly.

[Eagle]

I think I made a thread just like this a couple years ago..

Man I had a couple good ones recently too, I forgot them.. Sad part was after it happened I was like "I should post that.." But I forgot

Not really stupid things, but stupid people. I work at the Home Depot. I sold a grill to someone (Assembled) After paying for it they are like "This is gonna fit in my car, right?" .. HONDA CIVIC. YEA. Huge *** assembled grill. Its gonna fit... Thats just the begining of it though. the things people expect to fit in their cars. And get mad at us because they can;t.

Back in high school, I worked at an office supply store, and we'd have people come in and buy these huge desks that wieghted 200-300lbs. They's expect you to load it into their car (almost always an econo-box) with no help at all.

A few years latter I worked at Lowes, fortunately customers there were responsible for figuring their own loading solutions, we only supplied the muscle. But there, I had this little old lady come in one day and wanted to know how much Ukrops (a grocery store across the street) charged for the same grass seed that we carried, then she got pissed off when I didn't know the answer (not even my department).

[slade]

helpin my dad at his restaurant

finished takin order, and the lady bought a bottled beer so I said "your number is 186, and the beer tubs are over there."

she says " thanks. where are the beer tubs at?"

wow, that is stupid ...she actually ended a sentence with a preposition?

[Army]

I've had people come up to the booth at our club/public range with the large "PUBLIC RANGE" sign...while shooters were on line and firing....and ask me, WITH THEIR FINGERS IN THEIR EARS, "Can we shoot here?"

[Soopa Villain17]

one time a women came threw the drive threw at mcdonalds and asked for a mic mac , which is a store a few towns over. then she made a funny noise kind of like what the 3 stooges do.

we had a toothless redneck guy come threw the drive threw saying he wanted 20 lbs of crack and he was gunna keep comign threw the drive threw till he got it. he drove threw a few times then got bored.

[Altimas]

I could make a 100 posts, I work as a customer service representative for a large health insurance company.

1.)
Customer:"Yes I am going through physical therapy and my doctor is recomending hot water therapy, would medical equipment that does that service be covered under my insurance?"
Me: "What would the name of the equipment be?"
Customer: "Umm...a Hot Tub."

2.)
Customer:"Yeah I need to know if a toilet Booster Seat would be covered under my insurance.
Me:"Whats the medical Diagnosis its associated with sir?"
Customer: "Well my balls hang in the water."

More to Come!!

[Altimas]

3.)Customer: " I am highly upset at having my name wrong on my Insurance Card!"
Me: "Oh well we can get that fixed whats wrong with the spelling?"
Customer: "Oh its spelled correctly but I dont go by my first name, I want my Frist name to be an Initial and my Middle name spelled out."

4.) Customer: "Hey do you have all the information on my kids there in front of you?"
Me: "Actually yes I do."
customer: "You think you could tell me how to spell their middle names? I lost their birth certificates and forgot."
Me: "Umm sir all your Kids are 16 and over, do they not know how to spell their own names?"
Customer: "You know what? They might... I'll just ask them."

5.)Customer: "Why was my claim denied?
Me: "Well they Filed it up under Psychiatric Care and we dont handle those benefits."
Customer: "So they are saying I'm crazy? I AM NOT CRAZY! I Swear to god I will break their (bleeeeeeeeeep)ing faces in! I AM NOT CRAZY! I AM NOT CRAZY!" (Then thank god he hung up.)