Official "Stupidest Thing a Customer has said" thread

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  • bleachit
    Conturbo et Ledo
    • May 2003
    • 1410

    #16
    me wearing blue walmart vest and badge

    "do you work here?"

    no, Im an undercover agent from target sent to infiltrate walmart and disrupt their operations.


    yesterday

    "is 71/2 bigger than 7?"

    No, the US has recently adopted a system of negative shoe sizes.. so thats really -7 and -71/2, so the -7 is actually larger.
    "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
    AGD

    "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
    Blackweenie

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    • sbpyro
      Office Ninja
      • Jun 2003
      • 244

      #17
      Back when I was in college, working as a greeter for the bookstore. This jock comes up and asks is this the gym?. I told him does it look like the gym.

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      • Altimas
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 909

        #18
        Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

        This is the Epic of Leroy the Health Insurance Customer Service Agent. DISCLAIMER: All the names of the people are changed to protect the caller and myself, these are works of fiction based on real happenings. For further information or permission to use the material elsewhere please email me @ [email protected] thanks, Leroy
        "If we aren't supposed to eat animals...why did God invent BBQ sauce?" - Army
        AO Feedback

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        • Lohman446
          Useful posts: 7
          • Jun 2003
          • 9315

          #19
          Originally posted by Altimas
          Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

          http://service-rep.blogspot.com/
          Its worth reading

          /Now I have four employees standing looking at me wondering what is so funny?
          "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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          • TheAngryDrunkenRussian
            Owner Grounds Master Co.
            • Sep 2005
            • 586

            #20
            When I worked at Menards for a summer I had a guy ask me for a 4 foot yard stick.
            Then when I was working a Burger king I had a guy come though the drive thru and order 5 bean buritto's.

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            • Target Practice
              irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
              • Nov 2003
              • 3180

              #21
              BOY IT SURE IS LOUD HERE AT THE SHOOTING RANGE


              "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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              • warbeak2099
                That is my foot!
                • Jan 2004
                • 4447

                #22
                I work as a cashier at a supermarket. One day I was in the cash only, 7 items or less lane. I counted 11 customers who came through and asked, "Does cash only mean that I can use my debit card?" I felt like responding, "No, but we do take sea shells and dried mushrooms as currency in the CASH ONLY LANE.
                My Feedback

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                • ojhspyro89
                  The bushy man!
                  • May 2004
                  • 1078

                  #23
                  I have countless people ask my prices and my adress when its clearly posted on my website....

                  Or people who send in their guns for PDS and want them back within 2 weeks.
                  Stock BKO (so far)
                  68/3k Carbon Fiber Crossfire tank
                  Halo B
                  woot! :headbang: :headbang:
                  I can tell that my parents hate me. My bath toys are a toaster and
                  a radio.

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                  • Rudz
                    Registered User

                    • Apr 2005
                    • 5087

                    #24
                    lol

                    Originally posted by Altimas
                    Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

                    http://service-rep.blogspot.com/
                    the hymenator!!!!!!!!
                    BEO MAFIA
                    sigpic

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                    • MoeMag
                      Still here.
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 1821

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Altimas
                      Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

                      http://service-rep.blogspot.com/
                      "Well Miss Tutleburg, it could be the fact that they are using two gurneys for your procedure since you can't fit on the one."

                      omfg

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                      • Vex
                        Superiorly Inferior
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 1871

                        #26
                        Leroy the Hymenator...seriously the funniest thing I have read in a really long time!!

                        "Otaeri wa doko desu ka?"
                        ------------
                        --Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
                        ------------
                        Think you're ready, Grasshopper?
                        www.ohioshaolin.com

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                        • Altimas
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 909

                          #27
                          Updated, thanks for the comments guys since im getting pretty good feedback I'll keep it updated.
                          "If we aren't supposed to eat animals...why did God invent BBQ sauce?" - Army
                          AO Feedback

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                          • gc82000
                            LNIB just a few scratches
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 1346

                            #28
                            From a being a freaky son of gods to a pus filled boil, Hymen sure gets around.

                            Dude, that is a funnyone
                            I am a declared Carb lover.

                            Member and president of the Anti-Atkins Group.

                            Advocate for the promotion of Rice, the truest sticky icky.

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                            • Ken Majors
                              RLTW
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 164

                              #29
                              Worked at a Walmart while I was in college....worked receiving.
                              One night while pulling a pallet of freight an older gentleman asked if I could help him with a radar detector. I said no but I can get a manager because they are locked in a case in the Automotive area. He starts yelling at me telling me "I know they are locked thats why I asked for help" and he punched me in the chest. By the time the manager got there it was a full blown scrap. That was my last day at Walmart.

                              RLTW
                              https://cbrangers.homeip.net

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                              • Pyroboy597
                                We need more room for titl
                                • May 2004
                                • 518

                                #30
                                Leroy the Hymenator
                                IM SORRY AO FOR DISOBEYING YOUR SIG RULES!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!

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