Official "Stupidest Thing a Customer has said" thread

[bleachit]

me wearing blue walmart vest and badge

"do you work here?"

no, Im an undercover agent from target sent to infiltrate walmart and disrupt their operations.


yesterday

"is 71/2 bigger than 7?"

No, the US has recently adopted a system of negative shoe sizes.. so thats really -7 and -71/2, so the -7 is actually larger.

[sbpyro]

Back when I was in college, working as a greeter for the bookstore. This jock comes up and asks is this the gym?. I told him does it look like the gym.

[Altimas]

Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

http://service-rep.blogspot.com/

[Lohman446]

Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

http://service-rep.blogspot.com/

Its worth reading

/Now I have four employees standing looking at me wondering what is so funny?

[TheAngryDrunkenRussian]

When I worked at Menards for a summer I had a guy ask me for a 4 foot yard stick.
Then when I was working a Burger king I had a guy come though the drive thru and order 5 bean buritto's.

[Target Practice]

BOY IT SURE IS LOUD HERE AT THE SHOOTING RANGE

[warbeak2099]

I work as a cashier at a supermarket. One day I was in the cash only, 7 items or less lane. I counted 11 customers who came through and asked, "Does cash only mean that I can use my debit card?" I felt like responding, "No, but we do take sea shells and dried mushrooms as currency in the CASH ONLY LANE.

[ojhspyro89]

I have countless people ask my prices and my adress when its clearly posted on my website....

Or people who send in their guns for PDS and want them back within 2 weeks.

[Rudz]

lol

Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

http://service-rep.blogspot.com/

the hymenator!!!!!!!!

[MoeMag]

Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

http://service-rep.blogspot.com/

"Well Miss Tutleburg, it could be the fact that they are using two gurneys for your procedure since you can't fit on the one."

omfg

[Vex]

Leroy the Hymenator...seriously the funniest thing I have read in a really long time!!

[Altimas]

Updated, thanks for the comments guys since im getting pretty good feedback I'll keep it updated.

[gc82000]

From a being a freaky son of gods to a pus filled boil, Hymen sure gets around.

Dude, that is a funnyone

[Ken Majors]

Worked at a Walmart while I was in college....worked receiving.
One night while pulling a pallet of freight an older gentleman asked if I could help him with a radar detector. I said no but I can get a manager because they are locked in a case in the Automotive area. He starts yelling at me telling me "I know they are locked thats why I asked for help" and he punched me in the chest. By the time the manager got there it was a full blown scrap. That was my last day at Walmart.

[Pyroboy597]

Leroy the Hymenator