Official "Stupidest Thing a Customer has said" thread

[warbeak2099]

What were you supposed to do, let him wail on you?

Altimas, I love the drowning testical story. ol, he should have just gotten a toilet seat pad or something.

[-J�ker-]

i used to work at a golf course..

people would call and ask if "we were open" i just wanted to say, did i answer the phone!!?

[grEnAlEins]

Well you guys inspired me to start my own blog regarding this...I have so many of these type of situations on a daily basis I decided to make a blog about it. So here it is Feel Free to comment and what not. My realy name is not Leroy but its a nickname I have.

http://service-rep.blogspot.com/

I liked the one with the jesus call... "Then it hit me, why would Jesus need a colonoscopy?" I love it

[dragun_30]

not really my customer, but I was at all-state auditions for band/choir, and a girl that was with us asked this when we went to applebees, with all honesty.
"Are the soft drinks bottomless?"-girl
"Yes"-waitress
"So are they free refills?"

over a month ago and I still say it to her.

[chip08]

Odds..

Here's one:

My sister worked for Coke as the phone answer person for the customer service line. People would call in all the time exclaiming, "It says 1 in 6 wins, I've bought 7 cokes and I still haven't won."

How do you explain odds to someone that dumb?

[MoeMag]

[slade]

Here's one:

My sister worked for Coke as the phone answer person for the customer service line. People would call in all the time exclaiming, "It says 1 in 6 wins, I've bought 7 cokes and I still haven't won."

How do you explain odds to someone that dumb?

tell her to respond "one out of every 3 babies born is asian, so youd better not have more than 2 kids."

...actually, people like that just shouldnt have any kids at all.

[Rudz]

lol omg rofl

..jesus called me??...lol...lol..i cant stop laughing...lol..keep it coming..please...

[Ydna]

Too late to join in?
Here's the response to my price quote of the final cost to repair some dude's marker (it was around $20 plus shipping).

"Okay I don't have the $$$ right now but if you want I can give you the names of like 10 of the best pornsites out there. lemme know man, or else I'll just see if i can lend some $ from my dad"
(I fixed the typos)

[slade]

Too late to join in?
Here's the response to my price quote of the final cost to repair some dude's marker (it was around $20 plus shipping).

"Okay I don't have the $$$ right now but if you want I can give you the names of like 10 of the best pornsites out there. lemme know man, or else I'll just see if i can lend some $ from my dad"
(I fixed the typos)

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[thecavemankevin]

Too late to join in?
Here's the response to my price quote of the final cost to repair some dude's marker (it was around $20 plus shipping).

"Okay I don't have the $$$ right now but if you want I can give you the names of like 10 of the best pornsites out there. lemme know man, or else I'll just see if i can lend some $ from my dad"
(I fixed the typos)

dude, i hope you got went for the porn sites....cause i am sure well ALL know how hard (pun intended) it can be to find a good one

[Altimas]

Thanks guys! I really appreciate the feedback! I had a little lag time there where my work blocked the blog site and I usually write these during my freetime at work. Well I found a way I can just email them to the site to update it so they should keep coming regularly.

And for those who havnt checked it out yet:

http://service-rep.blogspot.com/

[grEnAlEins]

OH ****! HOW DID HE KNOW THAT?!?!? Kepp them comming

[etjoyride]

Altimas, i've been reading your blog since you started it and i have to say tha tit is wonderful...keep up the good work, or bad work, what ever it is that makes the customers say what they say

[Altimas]

lol thanks! I work really hard and do my job its seriously not me...most of the time. They record all our calls for QA (Quality Assurance). And they pick 2 out of all my calls for a week and grade me on them. And I make good scores...so apparently im doing a good job. Of course they never checked any of the calls I have talked about so far.