"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[FooTemps]

Ion: Brass Eagle ain't the only ones that can sell plastic!

[paintslinger]

wow i need to get my platform shoes out of the closet for this thread

[Miscue]

This thread will never die...

Smart Parts: If we sold dog poop, we would still be 20,000 orders behind.
DYE: I bet we could sell dog poop for $1500.
AGD: Our dog poop would be fossilized, and machined to 0.001" tolerances.
WDP: We reconstitute* our stale dog poop and repackage it for next year's model.
Kingman: Does China export dog poop?
WGP: Whoa, our dog poop moves back and forth. It's really mesmerizing.
Tippmann: Walking stick length dog poop sounds like a winner!
BE: Suckers! We are the dog poop masters!

* - Reconstitute: To bring (a liquid in concentrated or powder form) to normal strength by adding water.

[Lohman446]

Dye: Our plastic marker costs $1700.. wait, I meant COMPOSITE

Dye: Spool valved, plastic... er COMPOSITE marker $1700... No, whats an Ion?

Dye: Hmm... SP stabbing us in the back with our own intellectual property (the spool valve) and undercutting our prices... how didn't we see that one coming?

Dye: But working with SP worked so well for AGD and WGP.

SP: Hey Adam.... I think we can patent paintball barrels.

[BlackWeenie]

WDP- sorry
Kingman- oops

[dj89]

SP: The more it brakes the more money for me.

Dye: Lets just change the name, it will sell better if the name has the same number has the year.

[CrimsonTurkey]

SP has nothing on home depot brand paint pens.

"The color 'YELLOW' is a trade mark of Home Depot"

[Number13]

BE: "Hate us, Mock us, Avoid us: And remember that we made this all possible for you."

AGD: "No, seriously, we do still exist!"

K2: "The horror...The horror..."

NPS: "Bigger, Badder, and just plain Bigger than everyone else."

WDP: "Old School ever since DYE bought the 'Trix"

WGP: "For those who make everything personal"

ANS: "We chose the name just so we could make an ANS Plug for your barrel."

Tippmann: "We make guns. OK...paintball guns."

DYE: "What's in a name? Everything."

ZAP: "Look for our new Martha Stuart color line in a K-Mart near you!"

Kingman: "The 'Kleenex'(R) of paintball. Please don't choose a 'Spyder-clone' over us!"

[Enemy]

systemx: hey look we can make a timmy too!!!

wgp: well now that buds gone lets make it cheap and pretty!!

AGD: where even tom cant get away from it!! ok that sucked so sue me(sp)

WDP: wait you hated having 26 modes of fire that were unaccessable??

SP: its been proven our techs dont have the ability to make a revolutionary design oh well they will still buy it!

AO: where if we dont own it we dont like it!!

dye: putting way to much thought into stuff you didnt think you needed util we made it!!

AO: where coming back from the dead 20 times isnt classic!!!!!


ok i vote miscue in the hall of fame he by far came up with the best ones all thread long!!

[Lupis Fidelis]

Too much time on my hands....

B.E.-Proud manufacturer of Nightmare paintball markers.
Tippmann- No maintenance required.
PMI-specializing in entry-level markers.
Kingman-For ages 10-12.
Vforce-A lense for every hour of the day.
Dye-What the "cool" people are wearing.
Dye-Where strange is the norm.
WDP-State of the union...Jack!
AGD-For when you absolutely have to play....No excuses.
AGD-Level 10 - Airsmithing at its best!
Planet Eclipse- Some like it fast.
Redz- A complete line of everything you'll ever need.
SP-Taking over the world, one patent at a time.
SP-Doing away with the competition one patent at a time.
Atomic Ordinance-And you thought water baloons were cool.
JT-Born on the track, perfected in the woods.
32*-keeping your wallet cool.
WGP-Use caution, rough play may result in catastrophic failure.
WGP-Airsmithing at its most confusing.
WGP-made by airsmiths for airsmiths.
Bob Long-Adding our personal touch because we can.
Armatech-Because scaring people is really what it's all about.
PTP-No copy-catting!
PTP-Hey, put THIS on your gun.

[slade]

Brass Eagle: the only company to utilize a workers protection program... we give our engineers new identities because they are too embarassed to let anyone know that they work for us.

Brass Eagle: cause our paint flies as well as one.

Brass Eagle: we can make spyders look good!

[BobTheCow]

This thread will never die...

Smart Parts: If we sold dog poop, we would still be 20,000 orders behind.
DYE: I bet we could sell dog poop for $1500.
AGD: Our dog poop would be fossilized, and machined to 0.001" tolerances.
WDP: We reconstitute* our stale dog poop and repackage it for next year's model.
Kingman: Does China export dog poop?
WGP: Whoa, our dog poop moves back and forth. It's really mesmerizing.
Tippmann: Walking stick length dog poop sounds like a winner!
BE: Suckers! We are the dog poop masters!

* - Reconstitute: To bring (a liquid in concentrated or powder form) to normal strength by adding water.

This deserves much love. :rofl:

[jewie27]

Bob Long - My Spyder costs 1300 bucks.

[gc82000]

DYE- because having money is out style
SP- just cause it looks likes and has the same design as a mag does not make it a mag
SP- Introducing the NERVE (no it is more then a milled imp)
WDP- our guns and lawyers are better then SP's

[ColdFuzion]

SP-Patenting a gun near you
DYE-Look! You can change the colors of our overpriced goggles!
AGD-Tom resigned..Damn...
WDP-Stealing young children's mother's money as long as ColdFuzion can remember
WGP-our new guns have the coolest feature ever! We call it nonupgradeability!
WGP-We have the original Cockers!! Don't buy a Focker!
ANS-No, we won't tell you the meaning of our name
BE-Lookie! Our Talons can be made into Cockers!
BE-We <3 12 grams!
Bob Long-IT'S MORE THAN A SPYDER!
Kingman-Look at our new gun!
PTP-No, we can't make our own guns.
Alien-So what if it's so ugly it hurts.. It's what's inside that counts!!
APP-Yes, Tippmann M98 come with our hoppers
AGD-You guys totally fell for the crown points!
PMI-Look at our glorified Spyders!
32*-We haven't copied any Spyders lately..

More to come...

-Cold